Have you ever woke up masturbating???

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I was in a hotel in minneapolis for a couple days and hadn't jerked off. Being very horny I was having a dream ABOUT jerking off. I quickly woke up and found me with my dick out, my blanket off, and rubbing myself. I was sharing a bed with my dad, luckilly he was asleep, I think. When morning came around and I got out of bed dad said good morning with this odd smile..

Well that sure does suck, I've never actually masturbated in my sleep before, but i get boners all the time, and i wake up and subconsciously put my hand there.

i remember one time i fell asleep with my gf between my legs, we were just resting then i passed out, anyway when i woke up she told me that i was humping in my sleep lol.... she was holding onto my penis and i guess i started humping away!! :D:D

I have. I was just gently rubbing myself through my boxers while dreaming about jerking off. It was weird, lol.

Never. I pretty much never move while fully asleep. I have managed on a few occasions to become aware enough while dreaming that, when I was about to cum from a wet dream, I was fast enough to pinch the tip of my foreskin to hold the semen in instead of soiling the sheets (giving me enough time to rush to the bathroom to get rid of it).

i dont know if this is weird for a girl, but right before i wake up sometimes when im asleep, i dream that im rubbin one out and im right about to climax snd it doesnt happen, this is all a dream but it feels totally real, but the climax never happens, and btw ive never had an orgasm, so you can probably see my frustration....damn dreams lol

Its happened to me before. I don't like wakeing up to that.My door is usually open >.<

Another good question: Ever wake up and find someone else on your cock?

YES A FEW TIMES. IT'S WHEN I'M HAVING A HORNY DREAM AND LAYING FLAT ON MY STOMACH (SO MY DICK IS RUBBING AGAINST THE MATRESS)

stop shouting, turn ya caps lock off for gods sake rolls eyes

I honestly never have, but my boyfriend tells me that when he is stressed, he'll fall asleep and wake up masterbating, he says it anoyying cuz his mom normaly wakes him up for college >_<

He's in college and he doesn't know how to use an alarm clock?

Just the other day actually, prx woke up hugging his blanket and humping his hand. Apparently had a dream about us

Some people don't like getting woken up so abruptly by loud beeps or annoying music.

shush!!! but yeah i had a dream about us having sex again hehhee :D:D

You have sex, then you dream about having sex. Now if you could dream about dreaming about having sex...

ahaha now that'd would just be plain old creepy lmao

In reply to:now that'd would just be plain old creepy lmao But 3 times the fun.

and then i'd sneak into his room and start having sex with him as he's dreaming about dreaming about having sex with me.