So my friend came over today and was supprised by how many love paste coated tisses were in my bedroom trash can. He commented on how shocked he was by the sheer amount of them. I graciously thanked him. Sometimes its nice to know all my hardwork doesnt go unnoticed.
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Tissue Lover
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Homicidal.possum, want to come help me do the same? With stress and such in my life, I masturbate at most once a week, if even that. Showering and laying in bed used to be fun...
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I just wack off every night before I go to sleep, its my daily routeen.
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It's like reading a good book before you go to sleep? LOL!Well, wanking off is a good and relaxing way to finish your day.But don't forget when the basket fills, throw this tissue pile in the garbage. Or you can just leave it there to impress your friends next time (but surely not your gf) :P. LOL!
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Awww! How nice of your friend to notice! LoL.
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Lol well you cant not (My bins rather full). I offered to let him smell it but he declined, I thought it rather rude of him. Lol I'm not kidding either I really did offer, he looked a bit grossed out. I found it amusing
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ROFL! Now that would of been a face to see!
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Ha ha he just laughed and was like Wtf? No! I was eating the other day and spilled gravey on my boxers so put them in the wash and my mom was like what the hell was on your boxers I went to put them in the was and got all this brown stuff on my hand and I told her it was shit and said I had the splats and really grossed her out then I finaly told her it was really gravey. Now HER face was priceless.
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OMG! My mother would have freaked LOL. I bet you're a hoot to live with.
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Lol well my mom doesnt often get my humor so it winds her up a bit sometimes. You would think she would be used to it after 18 years ^^
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haha. odd boy...
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tell ya if i were you're mother.............motherly frown
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Incest? lol j/kIm sure you would be a pretty fun mother to have although I would probrably wind you up lots lol.But I would never want anyone else except the mom I have right now (if she read this she would be like awwwwww then grossed out by my incest comment)
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awww i hoope you tell her how much you love her, as a mum thats all we want to hear and makes everything better hugs