Get a new toilet seat jazz the pooper up a bit light some insense and get some quilted toilet role maybe an ice cold beer on a little table by the toilet and a good book and let the pooping begin. Maybe indulge in some ocean sounds from a boom box for that extra comfy pooping expeciance.
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Anyone addicted to a bathroom not in your house?
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LOL...First off possum you kill me.... LOLMagnum, do you have any other obsessive/ compulsive disorders?, thats what it sounds like to me.
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i know someone like that, she always uses the schools toilets, it gets quite annoying lol
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**you forgot candles hon.................. ** :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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Not really, no. I've never really been O/C about anything. See, I think it's because I'm (relatively) more active at work..I run errands and what not..and my house is not really near enough to any place for me to walk there..I should just buy a treadmill and stick it in the bathroom.
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LOL... Possum you crack me up...LOLDon't forget to have a phone extension installed in there too...That was you can make all of those important phone calls you need to make while your sitting there, waiting to explode!!!!
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No offense, but you sound like a dog. Our little dogs walk around in circles and back and forth to get their poop going. :grin:
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I do!! I know I do!! It's sad, really. I get so cranky when I can't go.
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When your done do you flick grass on it with your back legs? Why dont you take a bit of a walk around your neighborhood if its exercise that gets your poo going?
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You mean, people don't usually do that...?That's pretty much what I have to do. Well, maybe not, as I plan to start going to the gym everyday, again. Holy...the last time I did that, for the first week, I would poo 5-7 times a day.It makes me want to go for a colonic, except the thought of doing that makes me want to curl up and die.
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this is kinda a gross topic.
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Well, this is the Bowels section of the site, so if you don't want to read about BM, then you probably shouldn't come here- there are plenty of other sections that have a lot to offer.
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lol thanx
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Wow, I didn't even mention the size or the shape and she thinks it's gross? ..hmm.BTW, the fear is gone. After a long weekend, I successfully poo'ed twice at home. Yay!
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Congrats! Did you use possums pantented pooping relaxation method for prolific home pooping?...lol
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i've got it! this may take a bit of money... simply purchase a commercial toilet install it in your bathroom tile the floor and put a stall around it add some flourecent lights and poop till your hearts (or should i say butts) content