i have 3 kids but only 1 is human1 is a fish1 is a marshionand 1 is a hermyhow the hell do i dress this fish child?
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Kids
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Ok, some one is going to have to step up and ban her now
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i need help... i m having some problem with my one child.. named fishila is going crazy. i hate to addmit this but one night i was horny and i fucked my gold fish and i had a little fish-human named fishila. i also have problems with ALIENO.. my alien-human child. He has a very large head and no hair so i usually dress him with hats but he keeps loosing them. PLEASE HELP!!!
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get a life
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I think that by frying and cooking your goldfish child you would solve several probelms. You would have less to worry about, less people would think you're dumb for fucking a goldfish and your have a tastey and nutritious snack.So you finally gave up the pregnant thing huh? got busted did you? maybe you got a little bord?
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i have his problem. i am married to this fish (Barthalamoew Fishington)but when we tried to fuck last night it was very hard becuase i cant get enough of him when hes in his bowl. but if i take him out he will sufficate. I feel bad for barthalamoew becuase i think i might be having an affair with a martian. His name is Marchal Jupiter and poor barthalamoew cant defend himself becuase he is a fish. PLEASE GIVE ME SOME TIPS. but even though i am married to bartiee i am in love with marchie becase he has a larger penis( head) than the little barthalamoew. GIEV ME SOME HELP~~!!
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you must b really really bored
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Why dont you just do everyone a favour and fuck yourself? I reckon you could do with the attention, and lets face it; it's not likely you'll get it from anyone else.
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hahahahahaThat's the best suggestion I've hurd all day high fives starfish
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you see i am actually in love with my fish. and for some reason i need to lvoe my fish becuase otherwise i feel that i might be a lesbain and i am scared. Well me and BARTYY have 69 kids..... our favss are olga, weemen, and banaababa grapess... but i am scared for my brother. my brother has a dick on his face inplace of his nose.. and every time he sneezes CUm comes out of his face and he also has a penis where he sould have 1. when i was little i used to think that his penis was a banana and i used to suck it and chew it soo now it has like bite marksss. well if u have neidea bout me should i be a straightfish loverr or a gayhuman loverr?
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What a waste of a human being...
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I chuckled from this.
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This is coming from the same person that said her twin sister is pregnant and then we find out she is the one that is pregnant. Jeez, someone put her in a padded room!!
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Seriously! Am I the only one that laughed from this?
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nope i got a nice chuckle from it
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a little but then I thought.......DUMB
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I probably would have found it amusing too, if I hadnt known that he/she had been wasting peoples time, including mine, in various threads on here all day.
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Oh, wow that shows how much of an asshole you make me look I was hoping she was going to post more.And thanks guys, I thought I was going to be the only douche on the forum (besides toyoung of course)
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ill be a douche too. gotta love vagina cleaners..
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I had abit of a giggle to myself...