Parents think I'm gay

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oh ok. thanks for clearing that up. but how could he of not woken up?

He said, hes a tight sleeper! Lots of people cannot be woken up easly, like me :smile:

well yeah, but i think anyone would wake up if their clothes were being taken off, and if thier dick were being sucked.

God this situation really sucks. It's one thing that your parents think something that isn't true, but they think you're perverted enough to want to be with your own cousin---- that's something I'd want to make clear to them isnt true.
Another thing is this cousin of yours-- it's not right that he did that. Can you talk to him about it or something?

Good luck man.

meh, i recon my parents think im a lesbian....i dont really care what they think, i just find it funny.

it will pass

okay, either thats completely made up or you have the worst luck in the world...in any case, tell them the truth and pray to god they believe you.oh, and kick your cousin in the nuts.

I would just use the "I was NOT gay I was PISSED!!!" Excuse.
It works well.
Mr. Nuts

Oh I'll kick him so hard...

I think the smartest thing to do is fuck some trophy chick in front of them to prove you're not gay. Or..You could just know the fact you're not gay, who gives a shit what your parents think?

LOL congradulations thats one of the most funniest things I have ever heard