Up and coming warnings and notes on tampons:"For vaginal use only""Not to be used as a drinking straw""Not a safe alternative to cigarettes" (okay that's a little obscure)
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Tampon in ass
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"do not inflate with water and use as a substatute to water bombs"
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OMG i cant believe i never thought of that, of course during my water bomb days i had no idea what tampons were but they would make good water bombs lol dont have to worry about them not exploding and you can use the string as a primitive slingshot
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I think you need to make up for all the years you did not embrace the tampon/water bomb creation. What you have to do now is find/ purchase a super tampon, soak in water, then go outside and fling it at the 1st person you see.Go!
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lol wouldnt that just be hilarious, some guy comes into the supermarket, buys like 5 boxes of jumbo tampons, goes into the bathroom and starts flinging em at the employees and customers and what not, imagine hearing that on the news "Local [insert name here] was attacked today find out how at 11, 11:56 comes, some guy threw soaked tampons at people the end"
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well, then maybe you should do it and make sure you get someone to record it just incase the news would like to purchase the footage off you.Now that's a smart plan.
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lol no thanks i may be working at the supermarket soon...
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ROTFLMAO Thanks for the laugh
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Dude, use your finger instead of a tampon or a butt plug. That's just sick.You want him to walk around school with his finger in his ass?Another bad idea: a gerbil.
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Allow me to chime inDo not go to cornhole city with a tamponUnless you really have toDont put it back after your donethrow that shit away mangbe like AYOOO MANGG!!!!!!! I BE GOING TO MORDOR SHIT CITY
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ya man im a freak and all and would have anal sex with my girlfriend but thats just crossing the line a little bit. it may be the fack i just couldnt do that but...mmm.... definately NEVER do it at school. personally i cant think of that much that could happen bt if something did happen and u had to go to nurse or something happen in hallway wow...... thats one of those things the whole graduating class will remembers for years to come and then be passed down for generations. sorry....