YOUR BODY (feeling left out lol)
1. Your Age: 18
2. Straight, homosexual, or bisexual?: bisexual, but when i'm with a guy i have no interest in girls, and vice versa. i never really like both genders at the same time in a sexual way. also if i have a bad experience with one gender i tend to swich over to the other, anyway i kinda consider my self straight at the moment.
3. Your flaccid (soft) penis length: n/a
4. Your erect (hard) penis length: n/a
5. Are you satisfied with your penis length?: n/a
6. What would you say average length is?: n/a
7. Your flaccid (soft) penis girth (thickness)?: n/a
8. Your erect (hard) penis girth (thickness)?: n/a
9. Are you satisfied with your girth (thickness)?: n/a
10. Amount of Pubic Hair: arg too much
11. Are you satisfied with your pubic hair?: not really but i don't think i would be comfortable having someone wax it, and i know from experience that having razor burn down there is not fun.
12. What places do you have hair?: umm in the usual places?
13. Do you wish you had more/less?: I'm fine with it i guess aside from what i said in #11
14. Are you circumcised (cut)?: n/a
15. Do you ever wish you were/weren't?: n/a
16. Do you have wet dreams?: I'm not sure if that applies or not do girls...? anyway no.
18. What's your farthest cumshot?: blah n/a well actually I've heard that sometimes mysterious liquid spurts from females but I've never done that... oh hay didja know that in France it's illegal to show that in porn? I'm not sure why.
19. Do you consider yourself done with puberty?: yeah
20. Boxers/Briefs/Boxerbriefs/ or other?: umm stretch bikini... i like to sleep in boxers, but I'm not sure what happened to the pair i had.
SEX
21. Would you show your penis If a girl asked you to?: umm lol
22. Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend? (Please state.)
boyfriend
23. Have you kissed this person?:
yes
24. Have you had sex with this person/or before?:
yes
25. Did you enjoy it?:
i haven't climaxed with him yet but i still enjoy it
26. Oral sex?:
yup
27. Anal sex?
nope
28. What other kinds?:
dunno... hands, fingers?
29. Have you ever had incest (having sex with a relative)?:
eww no
30. If so, did you like it?:
ewww
MASTURBATION
31. Do you masturbate?:
yes
32. Which hand do you use to masturbate?:
both
33. How often?:
i dunno depends, i usually masturbate a lot when I'm depressed or lonely. so sometimes almost everyday for a while, but sometimes I'll go months without doing it.
34. What's your favorite place to jack off?:
i dunno, on the couch under the covers.
35. What's the strangest place you've jacked off?:
I'm not too adventurous.
36. Do you orgasm?:
when I'm by myself usually, but i get all weird when I'm with my boyfriend and don't always work.
37. How, Where, or what do you use to clean it up with?: hah ha! just wash my hands with soap and wala! easy clean up! my boyfriend on the other hand... clean up usually involves a change of clothes for one of us. hence why all my baggy t-shirts seem to be missing.
38. Are you limber enough to suck your own dick?: there are guys limber enough to do that?
39. Do you do it often?: n/a
40. Do you wish you could/couldn't?: n/a
41. Do you swallow/taste your semen?: I've tasted my eh, womanly fluids on my boyfriends fingers with out realizing it.
42. Do you like it?: it wasn't bad but i was traumatized.
43. Do you experience other ways of masturbation?: like what?
44. Have you ever been caught jacking off?: nope
45. Are you jacking off now?: nope
46. Do you jack off using condoms?: i don't know how i would manage that lol maybe if i were to masturbate while making a balloon animal... or if i were to blow one up and hump it... i imagine it would really hurt if it popped tho...
47. Do you ever play with you foreskin?: not mine...
48. Do you ever play with your balls? n/a
49. ...with your anus? nope
50. Do you ever masturbate at school?: nope
PORN
51. Do you look at porn?: sometimes
52. If so, what types?: umm usually anime porn that way i can appreciate good art rather than bad acting.
53. Have you ever been caught looking at porn?: dunno probably not
54. Do you jack off while looking at porn?: it usualy just makes me laugh so no not really
55. Do you ever look at porn with friends?: no
56. Do you go to porn webpages?: not really
57. Do you download porn off of Kazaa or something?: nope
58. Do you look at porn mags?: nope
59. Do you parents give you porn?: nope
60. Do you get bored of porn sometimes?: usualy yeah
PEOPLE AND PLACES
61. Do you take showers or baths? (Which?): baths
62. Do you use stalls or urinals for pissing?: umm stalls
63. Do you drink piss? Feces...?: ewww no
64. Do you ever peek at other people's penises while pissing?: no that would be an odd senario.
65. If so, what did you see?: n/a
66. Do you have sleepovers with friends?: i have in the past but i dont anymore
67. Do you ever jack off with friends?: no
68. Do you compare penis sizes to friends?: well the penis sizes of boyfriends during girl talk
69. Have you been seen naked by family members, or by friends?: not in a long time.
70. Do your parents give you condoms?: yeah, its kinda creepy but shamefully useful. i don't know what to think.