Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
The linked text is not long, people. The author believes that "The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the 'registry') to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that ... is or has been used in or on a patient..." - a boring but important bit of oversight to check on each manufacturer's pacemakers and the like - means everyone is going to be microchipped.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.