Curved and happy, help for all those in need

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my penis is curved down, but not to much, sort of like a banana. and just lost my virginity and at first the girl saw my penis as wierd but i told her to sit on me faceing away from me and lean back, and she did and the first time i had sex i almost gave her an orgasm due to not lasting so long, but now im an expert and have given her a few g-spot orgasms. so for all you guys with a bent penis figure out the positions that your penis will rub on her g-spot for me doggy style works just as good. and girls dont be afraid of a curved penis cause it could be the best thing that has happend to you, and you should also figure out the posistions in case the guy doesnt know, well bye and happy love making

they are mostly supposed to be curved. morron.

It just goes to show you: What may look like a negative often turns out to be a positive, once you learn how to exploit it.

Why did you call him a moron?

your right that was mean of me, i cant edit the post. Sorry about that

its ok, I'll punish her for you guys (come to daddy java, its time for your spanking =P)

Aw was i a bad girl again? rotfl

lol theres nothing wrong with being a little bad every once in a while =P

It depends. Are you talking about having an extra brandy after dinner, or beating up old ladies?

i dont really like brandy or beating up ladies.... what are my other options?

driving really fast in the slow lane

Or driving really slow in the fast lane.Those are your only options.

ahh ok i yea those are ok to do every once in a while.

Hey musicman.........great post!Good work. A lot of guys seem to think that you have to have a perfectly stright dick hardon. Not true. My dick is long, hard and straight as an arrow. I've tried bending mine to the right when I stroke off but no luck. I envy the guys with the curved dick. They can get in there and scrape the edges. The positions you can try are endless.

ive heard the way you masturbate bends it

i dunno about bending the penis itself but i heard that it stretches the tendons (or ligaments) at the base so it starts to hang down more as you get older. Actually i heard this about sex, not masturbation.

My penis is like the average size and when I sit and it is erect it points up straight, but when I lie down it points tward my stumah. is this normal

Hi my penis is very downcurved! The base is just about straight out but the shaft arcs down and points at the floor when hard. But man I love it, and I think it looks great. I just took a bunch of nude pix of myself and it looks totally cool. I have never had intercourse before although I have been sucked and played with before, but I plan to have intercourse soon. I'm not sure but I don't anticipate any problems, it feels comfortable to hold it upwards when coming. If she isn't comfortable we can try another position. I think what happened is that since I was a young boy I have gotten hardons a lot since age six and I would push it down in my pants and it just grew that way. I wouldn't give up my down curve for anything! The girls I have played with really like my penis too, and no girl has ever commented negatively about it. I also have done a meatotomy which means instead of a hole at the tip I have a slit from where the hole was to the base of the glans, It looks and feels great and I can't wait to show it off too.

I also have done a meatotomy which means instead of a hole at the tip I have a slit from where the hole was to the base of the glans....Why?

It was a wonderful and sensual experience to do it. I love piercings and such, I always wanted a mod of some kind and this was the simplest and most painless one and it is private, the glans is joined by a very thin piece of skin from the hole to the base of the head and all I did was snip it. It looks very cool. My glans is way more sensitive now and it feels very erotic. Girls can slip their tongue into it and feel the inside, the same as inside your mouth, very soft smooth skin. If anyone wants instructions I can give you the page