Dogs and Humans

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Ok I know this is totally gross to most ppl. But 4yrs ago, i slept at my nans and the dog slept in my bed that nite. Anyway, wen i woke up early that moring the dog was under the blankets liking my dick. I was 12 at the time and i hadnt masterbated then. In fact i never had thought of sex. I didnt stop the dog though. This was my first orgasm eva. Has anyone else experienced the same thing. Its a bit like the Ali G movie

did someone put peanut butter on ur dick while you were asleep? seriously weird that the dog did that... anyway no i havent and ewww lol

Did the dog swallow?

In reply to: Did the dog swallow? ROFLMAO!!! sorry i just had to laugh

Because if he didn't, it doesn't mean that he doesn't love you.

ahhahahaaaaha...sorry again

He did lick up the cum

i hope he vomited it back up onto you ....the cum just makes it terrible IMO

Then he is definitely in love with you. Did you realize that you had a homosexual relationship? Not that there's anything wrong with it.

In reply to: Not that there's anything wrong with it. that reminds me of that seinfield episode when jerry and george were accused ofbeing gay, and they didn't object to it and such, so yeah./...

Bingo.

hehe was it on tonight or something? i was working so i wouldn't know

No, Seinfeld is now part of our culture. Hopefully, dogs licking human penises is not.

shudder

yeah hopefully lol

Jerry and Elaine once had a relationship. the_midas_touch and his nan's dog once had a relationship. Tha parallels are astounding. Or bewildering.

aahahahaha fun times

Dude...
That's just wrong!

But on a lighter note..
I guess it gives a whole new meaning to "Going Down Under"
:grin:

I guess it gives a whole new meaning to “Going Down Under”Wait, wait, don't tell me...is it sex with a dingo?Or are you saying that the_midas_touch is on the Down Low (on the evolutionary scale)?

i think it was a joke related to the poster being from australia or about the dog going under the blanket