(please read all of it before posting, "Only you can prevent Forum-Fires!")I got into a confrontation over this kid laughing at my busted Thermos in my lunch-pale. (I pack my so I do not "pack on" the pounds) I pulled it out and I noticed that Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup was all over my lunch-pale. So in a disgusted tone, I said "Ah, Cra-aaaap!" This dumb dolt named Aaron started laughing in spite at the fact that my whole lunch was ruined, and the fact that I wouldn't receive any food for the rest of the day. (I had $0 on me)Furious and livid at the fact that my day was ruined and he was laughing away at my misfortune, I said, "Bloody f*** off ya' f***'n swine f***'er!" (British-ness at it's best)That set this guy off-- he must of had a short temper in which I also had. He said, "What?? What did you say?"He walked up to me and knocked off what was the remains of my lunch-pale and caused a LARGER mess which was all over the floor.(By the way, no one was around to see this. I eat lunch on the stair well, and he was coming down the stairs to go to lunch in the cafeteria he was late) So I stood up and said in a stern tone, "Get out of my face you assclown!"What he turned into and said, "Don't make me kick your ass--"The thing that sealed the deal was when I said to him:"Come on you Redneck pissant!" ---------------------------- ---------------------------- Let me break away on why this was such a sad situation for this guy... A little background on my fighting experience: Three years of Shotokan Karate (Brown Belt-1st Degree)Two years of Aikido (Blue Belt)Three years of Boxing (4-1 record)One year of Kickboxing (1-1 record)I will start Kendo/Kenpo when I find a class during the summer that is nearby.My time frame from Sunday to Saturday ALWAYS will have a martial-arts to fill it. A little background on THIS guys experience:He only plays football... ---------------------------- ---------------------------- Okay, back to the fight:Here is play per play on how all of this went down!I LET him throw the first attempt to punch me so it would be considered his fault for provoking the fight in the first place.Step-by-step:1.)He "cocked" his arm back over his shoulder in a loose-fist (like a n00b) and threw out what he though was "a punch"2.)I knew from the 1 second delay it took for him to look like a retard by moving his arm back, I assumed the Ding Bo (Cat Stance) with a sliding outside block.3.)His arm was totally thrown off track by my full arm moving it out of the way while I move my body out of the way also. (Basically, I countered his punch with a block)4.)I went in with some Muay Thai Full-Roundhouse kicks to his kidney while I countered his punch. (he was totally open and STUPIFIED over the fact that his punch didn't land)5.)I connected two simutaneous kicks there (which left him leaning) in his kidney, then I did a reverse backfist to the nose-- which was simply the thing that won the fight.6.)I wanted him to remember this, so I did a very powerful front-snap kick to his Adam's Apple.7.)When I got done snaping that kick to his neck, I dropped my leg and my weight into his chest-- knocking him on his ass.8.)I got my stuff and walked away.This fight only lasted for eighteen seconds AT MOST. The guy got OWNED-- I broke his nose, bruised his right side of the abdomen the kicks, and he can't talk right because I made his Adam's Apple sore. Then... I was called into the office because that was caught on the hallway/stairs camera caught me.I am not suspended, but I did get detention. When they finally got to hear MY side of the story, they suspended Aaron and I was just punished for "going overboard". My parents don't care neither, they believe that I did the right thing by standing up for my honor.You know what is ironic, you know how I mentioned the "He only knows football" thing above. He just got removed from the team because of the fight. -------------------------------------------------------------------This would be my first fight outside of my Dojo/Gym/Ring/Circle. (Circle is for karate tournaments)This brings up the question an point of this thread: Did you ever get into a fight and how was it? Sorry if this is a post that is a "little over the edge", considering how it is my first day here on this forum board. And:A little lesson in fighting for those of you who are like that kid named Aaron...It isn't supposed to be "blow per blow" fighting. The guy your in a fight with should aggressively attack you first. The first thing you do is try to counter his moves, but if he is a bit more trained than that, you go into him with extreme caution.You will ALWAYS want to block more than you punch, that is the key to winning. You make the one PERFECT punch, both technically and physically, to the solarplex-- the person your in a fight with will CRY TO HIS MOMMY.Punching takes technique. Look up on google for shotokan jabs. The idea is to use your hips, legs (that is why stance counts), and your chamber in the upper body.Martial arts in an ART, not a bunch of "big mean moves that people can learn in a week".That is why it takes over FIVE years just to become a black-belt in a class rooom where you spend two ours a night two days a week learning.I just wanted to make a post to see how people would respond to my fight, and to see other people's experiences. Edit:By the way, I am a Sophmore FYI
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My first REAL fight. (outside the dojo)
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Why do you eat your lunch in the stairwell?
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I read when I finish eating so peace and quiet without the rucus and rambunctiousness of the cafeteria would be required to do so in an easy manner.(I sound like an old-mean teacher, don't I...)
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It does suggest that you may not have a lot of experience with social skills, which may be relevant to your post in the relationships forum.When I was at school I used to consider myself superior to the common herd - i.e. I was up myself. People noticed, and hated, that attitude even though I didn't even realise I had it. It took a lot of struggle to understand that other people are as good as (and often better than) me.
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I read the Forum rules-- no religous stuff pretty much.
(Unless it has to do with a Jew and a Circumcision)Basically, I am saying I am a humble person-- my beliefs are formed around that.
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That was a great fight but I think you need to watch using some of those moves. Im pretty sure you kicking him in his adam's apple could have killed or severely injured him. I understand he provoked it but you really shouldn't have overkilled him with some of those moves since he was obviously no match for you. Congratulations on winning the fight but you might want to watch out the next few days in case his buddies decide to do some payback.
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I dunno, I'm not one to really call people out, but on this occassion I think I'm going to. First off how old are you? Secondly if you truely have all these different types of martial arts training you must of had some sad teachers. It's, martial arts, teaches you to back down from a fight than to engage in a fight. All martial arts are to be used in defense not to cause a fight. If the story is acurate, sure he helped to get the fight started by throwing your lunch box but you could have simply ignored him. It's called self control, which again martial arts teaches you (and if you truely have 9years training in martials arts like you have suggested, you wouldn't have let someone laughing get to you).
And even if your story is true I certainly give you no props for winning. If anything I say it's sad that you took training in an art that's meant for self defense and abused it.
Sorry if I sound rude but I took years of TKD training and I find it sick to hear people abuse the arts.
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Exactly! :grin:
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Couldn't you have "defended your honor" without totally beating the crap out of the guy, even though he was a jerk? There must be an effective way to martial arts to contain a person without risking causing permanent physical injury or death.
Is your eating luch by yourself every day points to your being a solitary person. Do you socialize much, outside of the dojo? Could you eat luch with others, and then go off and read?
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no religous stuff pretty much
(Unless it has to do with a Jew and a Circumcision)
Where does it say that?
Jews are a small percentage of the world population that undergoes circumcision, and this is an international forum.
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Good job... Martial arts is bitching isn't it? Yeah man.. I back you.. He fucked with your lunchbox then threw a punch... Its his own fault... You just taught him a little lesson about messing with some people... I doubt the kid will come back.. After getting his ass whooped like that.. If he does, he will bring some friends.. You know what to do... Good luck!
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But that is not what martial arts is about. If you use the actively you are obviously not following the rules so well. Plus you are stupid for fighting. Only the un-educated man will throw a punch at what he cannot comprehend.
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I'm pretty sure FaBMX was being sarcastic.
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You guys are all dumbasses. Martial Arts does teach you about self control and dignity, who gives a shit. Giving up your dignity, fighting a dumbass who laughed IN YOUR FACE, is better then NOT fighting someone who started shit with you, and being called a pussy by the school. Fuck self control, Fuck dignity. Who the fuck thinks about DIGNITY when they fight? Think about anything other then beating the shit out of that dumbass is all you should be thinking about. Think about anything else, you lose the fight. Good job on kicking his ass, I fucking hate dumbasses who look for fights like that. Anyone who posts here, saying that martial arts was about self control, we're probably just like the kid you mauled.
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So are you some kind of expert in martial arts? Becuse you just sound like an angry little person. Have you beat the crap out of anyone lately?Would you recommend crippling someone for insulting you?
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Yes, I have. Some fag senior (im a junior) tried to be in my class group, and we already had the max amt of people. I said 'The teacher said 4 is the max people, so if you've been to basic math, you would know that we are already full'. So he kept on calling me immature after class, I punched his nose. He got up (Hes 2x my size), he threw punches, hit me once in my forehead, and i elbowed his nose. End of fight, he was down for the count. Fucking idiots.
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Injury wasn't part of the plan in the first place. I was doing this in accordance to self-defense. But as my dad said to me, "If someone inflicts bodily harm on YOU, then YOU have the choice to do whatever you need to do..."Trust me, you have to break two (stacked) cedar boards by kicking them with a side-kick. He would of been in a much more painful situation if I had decided to treat him like two cedar boards.
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seems like u won :wink: but if u get into another fight, just take it easy.
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You sound very young and very uneducated or at least arrogant. Like Unforgetto said true Martial Art masters are not gloaty. I bet you are just some teen trying to show off, and I suggest you keep fighting that way you will never be part of our society b/c if you think the way you do then you will. See your dad told you that b/c you may be able only to that in high school. Beyond that people are usually a bit more educated and decide not to fight or at least those with half a brain.
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I honestly woulda laughed too.I mean think about it, walking p the stairs seeing a kid by himself with a thermous and a lunchbox, which is a mess from the contents of the thermous. Woulda laughed.omfg you called him a swine, lawl if someone said that in my school I suppose half the people would be like, swine = ???
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Look, all he did was laugh. You overreacted by far. Why couldn't you just share some food with your friends? I'm sure there is ONE of your friends (all of whom you apparently don't eat lunch with) who doesn't eat all of their lunch. I understand how the small things in life can really piss someone off, but gawd, you WANTED that fight. And you made it look like you were just defending yourself, when you were actually picking a fight with that Aaron guy. So you screwed him over by getting him suspended, when you were the one who deserved it. What a dick. Jesus, I would be freaked out more by the fact that you attacked someone and (now) have a reputation for a bad-temper, than if you had a rep for being a push-over and let someone who laughed at you slide. THAT is why you have problems with girls- you scare the shit out of them, plus, apparently, you are a dick at times.