Bathroom?

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how do you piss with a hard on? because i have trouble aiming.. hahahah this is a funny question

Try laying in the tub and doing pushups at the same time!

Some guys use the shower.

Have ya tried standing a little farther back from the toilet? Works for me, but then I usually need to clean the floor a little aftrerwards. I honestly hate the morning wood.

I find it helps to learn further into the wall behind the toilet, gives you a better angle.

My erections are very hard, so there's no way I can piss with one. I just need to will it to deflate before going at it.

ya i have troubles in the morning or something... sigh... hahahh some of your answers are really funny tho

take a piss sitting down on the toilet seat...

well when i pee with having a boner it stings some but as i pee it stops and my boner becomes soft. It' a little bit easier for me cuz i do have a tiny bit of urine in my cum each time i cum cuz itll be just a little bit yellow but barely

Semen is often naturally yellowish, without any urine mixed in.

see we now have strayed away from the real topic at hand gnetlemen... hhahahah who suggested to sit down? that wont work with a boner! what a silly goose... hahhahhaah

I just remembered something from my past. I used to pee with boners by using one of those straws that can bend in the middle. I form it into a V and place the top hole over my penis hole and hang the bottom of the straw over the toilet and pee away. It was very interesting but hard to pee just simply because of the fact that I had a boner.

dude thats a stroke of brilliance

actually.i found a way.sit down on the toilet and just push your penis down inside so your aiming towards the sides and you'll just pee on the sides. works for me.

Ever heard of splashback?

I take a cold @$$ shower before I piss, with or without wood. Wakes me up.

hahahah whats splashback?

It's the urine or whatever that splashes off of the toilet or urinal. Not anything I really want down there.

Well, actually that depends on the angle of the boner. I have absolutely no problem using the toilet setting with a boner.

well... my boners go like stright up so its hard to piss in the toilet hence this thread! hahah i havent looked at these in soo long! any other ideas?