Middle Child

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Now that my dad has made my house a fort against all humans since that incident with my bf, I have all of a suddenly become the most flawed creature to exist. In which case, I've officially decided to just murder all my siblings. Every single last one of them. No just kidding. But I am going CRAZY. I have come to notice now that I am being blamed for everything. Because I'm not too young for something my older siblings might do and I'm not too old for something my younger sibling might do. Now at first I thought it was just my imagination thinking I was being blamed for everything. Until that little shower incident with me being blamed for breaking the doorknob just because I was there at the scene of the crime. And then there's the kitchen disaster when my mom saw me in the dining room which is right by the kitchen and she screamed when she saw peanut butter and jelly everywhere. But we can't forget the oh so lovely labtop catastrophe. And I'm going to make this clear because honestly if you look at the evidence COMMON SENSE should come into play. The design on the labtop(s) were scratched off all of it. And not only, not only was the nail used to scratch it off still there, oh no, but also the shavings. How delightful. And I of course was accused because I was the last one seen walking by the room. I'm surprised I didn't get in trouble for the car crashed into the garage door even though I'm underaged, but I guarantee they were looking for a way. I mean I know at times I can be a little... deceiving. But I'm not as bad as these traitors who mysteriously lose the ability to talk when backing me up. But these are just things that are serious.The other things are really petty and not important. Like me being woken up at 4:32 AM in the morning to wash the mountain piled dishes which took me till 6:18 because when I wash the dishes I have to clean the whole kitchen (sweeping and mopping, washing the cupbards, cleaning the stove and counter) you know stuff like that takes even longer when you're half asleep. I should be a wonderful mother and wife when I'm older . But I end up getting in trouble that morning for being late for school and then getting my parents late for work. My sister was upset at me for thinking that I stole her bra when my little brother stole it because he was using it as a sling shot. Really. Why would I steal her bra when she's got huge watermelons compared to me? Yeah right. And is it wrong to criticize someone on their cooking? Because I was called "insincere" for saying my oldest brother can't cook. But you can't blame me. You know that brillo type sponge. I think it's called steel wool. Used to wash dishes, you know, get the grime off the pan. Right. Yeah I found a strand of that stuff in my cornbread. Appetizing huh?All in all, it was really a wonderful day today. I'm looking forward to the rest of the week. And I aboslutely adore my innocent siblings and attentive parents oh so very much. Sike! Where's my bat? Is anybody else a middle child and hates it?And those who aren't... I loathe you. jk lucky

lol you have everything and u whine about being the middle child... u woudlnt last a day in my shoes

There are kids being starved, kids being raped, kids watching their parents tortured to death. No matter how bad it is, you'll always find someone else in deeper sh*t.You sure spend a lot of time and effort pitying yourself.No "lol" here.

I whine? Please.

Thank you Steve. Thinking outside the box.

I shall no longer whine though. From now on my problems are kept to myself.

Oh, don't mind him JF, he is just upset cause he can't see his penis.

LOL omg wasn't expecting that

maybe thats crossing the line. just a little bit.

it's called humor dude. seems to be rare these days

no thats just rude.

More than a little bit. The whole thread isn't good. It doesn't help anyone to have his/her problems belittled. You can't measure the severity of problems with a number, and anyway how can you say someone's problems don't matter?

Should a doctor say "I won't treat this ingrowing toenail because there are people dying of cancer"? That would be justifiable only if there weren't enough doctors to go round. Any pain is worth relieving if it is possible.

Actually, that's what I was trying to say, but instead I wound up saying what CloudlessRane said. Ironic.

rain is going through a tough time right now, so of course his attitude would be like that. You can't heal a gun shot wound by hitting it with a baseball bat.

He admits to his problem, thinks its the end of the world and has "given up". He states it here to gain sympathy, to get attention. He says he wants to kill himself but personally I think its bullshit. If he wants to fuck around with us, I will fuck around with him.

What do you propose we do to help?

we can't help him here, he needs therapy.

and you think that just because he revealed his personal pains we should all ignore ours and depress ourselves because of his pessimism? You've got to be kidding. I am sorry that he is going through a hard time but that's no reason for him to belittle what I said. It had nothing to do with it.

Right on!!! Totally!!! Get naked!!!! Wooo!!!!!

lol, quagmire...

Quagmire, you're what the Spanish call "el terrible"

japanfan is the middle child waahhhh she has people fighting for her WAAAHHHH yeah youre life is soooo fucking bad.