I thought this was a cute joke ^_^

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I got this in an e-mail from my sister-in-law and I thought it was so cute!

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virgina. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?" His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!" For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!" Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car". Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted ..

"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

Heh, I thought it was funny, made me giggle anyways ^_^

That was cute! Thanks for posting

Ewwwww! LoL.. cute joke though Katie

Saw it coming from miles away.

I want to shoot my brain with a shotgun, so I could forget this joke instantly...sorry, this wasn't funny at all..

What's wrong with this joke?

I didn't find anything wrong with it. I like these type of jokes.

Nothing is wrong with the joke, they are just being mean.

Don't worry about them, it's funny for people with a sense of humour

Hey! I've a sense of humour and I'm not mean! This is how I felt the moment I read this joke.

Anyway, this is only a stupid joke. I'm sure you know a better one :P

Hardy-Har-Har =)

Whether you found it funny or not:In reply to:I want to shoot my brain with a shotgun, so I could forget this joke instantly...sorry, this wasn't funny at all..that isn't a nice way to put it.

Yeah, but being always nice is quite boring :P
Anyway, I didn't mean to insult anyone... I was just kidding... So, plz forget my stupid comments :laughing:

Here's a joke (more of a story) I thought was particularly funny:

If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and
I'll pray for you.

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.The
only friction in there marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly
every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife the smell would
make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it
was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was
perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that
one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to
rip them out!

Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner
and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put
the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a
malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where
her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she
pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl
of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting
which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic
footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control
herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After
years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip
as she asked him what was the matter.

He said, "Honey, you were right." "All these years you have warned me and
I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out,
and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and
two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
:grin: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I forgive you Even though I'm not the one you said it to.

eeeeeeeewwwwwww LMAO eeeeeewwwwwwww

Lol, I didn't start to cry, but that's funny in a twisted way.

LMAO that was great

lol feels slightly sick can you imagine if that actually happened hahaha

ROFL! Okay very gross but funny!