"eating"out a gurl...how?

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can anyone give me advice on how 2 eat out a gurl...im 13 and have had alot of chances but is embaressed...cuz i dont know how

yeh i want 2 no how 2 and like how do u get down there?? i mean i dont want 2 just dive on down there lol how can i make it seem like um..... make it sexual????

Why is no one replying to this post? Is it because of his age? Being on a site with teens asking sexual questions along with adults is new to me and Im not sure where to draw the line.Some one help me out.

There are quite a few posts on this already.. if you use the search function at the top of the page I'm sure you'll find a couple that you could refer to... rather than making us feel uncomfortable about answering someone so young about something that they shouldn't really be doing yet :grin:

age doesnt matter Helms, alot of people type like that, that teen type shit, I ignore them no matter how old they profile says they are, I see that and simply refuse to decipher it or even try.

well sorry to bust ur bubble but 'teen' type is growing to 'young adult type'considering teens 5 years ago are now in their 20sits internet type...we are not being graded by our english teachers...we get the point across and thats it.

The point is you dont get a damned thing across. Its annoying as hell and noone here responds to it aside form other kids who have no experience to offer up as advise. only really lazy people would do it, lazy or stupid seeing as how there is an entire keyboard here to type with.you can see the results of this shit by all the replys and advise this post got, fucking moron

spelling is overated Iv thought about usig spellcheck and then copy and paste my shit to the forum, but really a typo and a mispell isnt that hard to normally figure out. that teen talk type shit though arrrgggghhhhhhhh.maybe IM just a dick, I ignore them and wont descramble it to answer. Unless Im in a shitty mood or provoked, then its my pleasure to read it unscramble it and insult people. I normally fid myself laughing somuch my mood lightens and I feel better so I can go wack off or something.and your right, scrambling that shit into teen type has got to be a bigger pain in the ass then it is to unscramble it to read it. I use teh and jsut alot, but iM betting it doesnt slow down the reading to convert them to the and just.maybe I have no room to bitch, but Im going to do it anyways

its internet type...That's a bunch of crap. I've never seen any "real" Web pages in IM-speak, and the stuff that is in IM-speak is rarely interesting.> we are not being graded by our english teachers...we get the point across and thats it.Not every person below his mid-20's is into IM typing when they're not on their cell phones, where there's a good reason to abbreviate. I would hope you could be bilingual, and type in regular English when you're here, with a full keyboard in front of you. Otherwise, your audience is going to be pretty limited. If that's OK with you, it's OK with me. It does annoy me, though, when people write IM gibberish, and then bitch because people don't respond to their posts.i no u cn rite in englsh m8i hpe ur rsume n cuvr letr r in reglur englsh or u wnt gt a jobb

What Web browser do you use? Firefox, IE, and Opera all have spell checker plug-ins.

they do?? sumbeech!I use windows xp pro with IE.Iv tried other browsers but I dont like them and im a bit of a techie and my gf is a major techie and fixes all that virus shit for a living so even if I do trash my puter, she fixes it for me when she gets home. THe worst thats happened is I have to sue one of the other 3 computers I have at home.

belive me, I know exactly how you feel, Iv been trying to copyright those two specifically and charge all of you when you do it.

Normally I would agree with you.But not now! now im getting pissy because my damned dinner is not done!its cooking but its not done and it doesnt appear to want to be done even though I am now 20 minutes over how long it was supposed to take!so until I have food, Ill abuse tenn (and young adult) typists that cant use all the keys on the keyboard

Agreed. There are probably a few good posts that get skipped because they are done in teen type. I ignore them also. Maybe if we all did, they would just go away.

omg u r al lik3 we r 2 1337...... omg lollol dunno wut sz wron wit it! :smile:

ooo and 2 the 1st postre u make it s3xu4l by havin som for3play firzt and thn take it slow, strok & kizz (mmmm! lollloll xoxoxo) h3r tighs and and 324mjiofwmfmfmmm (ugh sorrri!!! i sllipped wut my greasee fingerz) othre partz of h3r bodi & dont juzt d1ve in ther & get 2 "mechanical".. lol u gut it??

bored

If you lived across the street from me, I would go knock on your door and punch you just for that demonstration of how stupid that shit is.

IGNORED

Whoa - 13? Dude arent you meant to be like reading books or something? Or playing computer games? I never tasted a girl till i was 16 n i'ld think that any younger would be a bit wrong... I know that all i could think about at your age was sex but its a phase ur meant to go through - doesnt mean u should be actually doing it... i could give u advice... but really mate - ur only young once. Why would you wanna grow up so fast?

btw - i have to add that ppl talking in 1337 really give me the shits...