Omg i had sex with my friends mom

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Well, i seen a add on TV for this free phone sex thing and im like haha ok. (i did not jack off to phone sex i just called this one time cuz it said it was free and i was bored) Ok i called and it gave me and opton to local calls so i picked local. Well she was talking and i was just like what ever and then it him me. I said wow you sound like my friends mom. She said o really? i said yeah, do you have a son named mike he is 15 and and goes to center high? she said omg yeah i was like......... Mis jones!? she was like STERLING!? i was like omg and hung up.All i can say it wow.

Ms. Jones is my aunt. Oh my god you had phone sex with my aunt! I have a sterling silver bracelet as well...what a small world!

OMG amanda i think i had normal sex with your aunt!....and ur mom, and ur grandma, and ur dad.......

if I had a dollar for every time I banged your mom, I could buy aLlama

That link made absolutely no sense whatsoever, yet i couldnt stop watching it

My grandma is dead...oh my god you're having sex with my dead grandma! Way cool :grin:

Hey what can i say, it never goes bad

In reply to: my god you're having sex with my dead grandma! I'm not a sick man but you should understand that the riggor really "snugged her up"

wow, I wish my cock would stop tapping my sternum

this can be arranged

you bet cha!
you know I will lick your clean parts

That llama link is freakin hilarious!

I KNOW im gonna be humming that all bloody day now............

Llama llama duck

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I've never seen anything so funny! It reminds me of badger badger mushroom mushroom.. omg

why did u have to remind me of that badger thing.....do you know how long it took me to forget that song?!?!

yes! the llama song lives to annoy another day! banana song is way catchy too. LOVE it:http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bananaphone.htmlring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone! i had completely forgotten about this! lmfao

I think I had sex with the video tape :frowning:

i still beleive the king of "stuck in your head" shit is gonads and strife

where the hell do you find these strange things LOL