How to order porn? (underage)

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im 16 and where i lie you have to be 18, well i want to order a sex toy and a porn dvd. how can i do this with out goin to a store? i want to do it online and i would rather it not be sent to my house unless it has to be? any ideas?

Actually... I have some good instructions:

1. Be happy with what you can do sexually at your current age, legally. (Meaning masturbation only)
2. Wait two years.
3. Decide if you really need all of that by that time.
4. Once you're at the appropriate age, order sexual items until your heart's content.

if you want videos try limewire or ares[videos only]and download something

ok, get yor parents credit card then pay them back for the toy u want, select yor toy online , they usually put their initials, then make sure that ur home, try.www.fleshlight.com. this one is good because they ship it in a plain brown box and diplay itif or something like that on the bank statement -get the ribbed one :grin: :grin:

how is that dishonest? ur not lying

stealing? i didnt mean take it without permission, i meant get ti and pay them back, i guess i forgot to put that there. because when i want something, i would ask my dad for his card then pay him back, thats what i meant. sorry for the confusion.

Your dad doens't want to know what you're ordering?

It really sounds to me like he is suggesting the op actually tell his folks what he is ordering...which is no less absurd then what you guys thought he was suggesting.

lol, i mean dont tell them what ur ordering, if u really want what u want u may have to.....think outside of the box. (did the host die or something?) i mean u guys actually feel that being honest and good is the only way to go.

steve- sometimes he wants to know, but if i didnt want him to know i just avoid telling him therefore there isnt a wrong being done!! dont u just love loopholes?

Its not really a loophole if he wants to know and you dont tell him.

i guess so .... i still like loopholes

being honest and good is the only way to goWhen your girlfriend cheats on you, she can use that loophole when you confront her.

and steve with the BURN....xDyeah, I was gonna say if your gonna borrow his card, it's still gonna show up on the bill, so why not have his dad to buy it for him rolls eyes

actually the company has it so that it has some anacromym like itif in the card.

Forget about the fake company name on the credit card statement. Isn't he concerned with what you're buying? Or do you make something up?

It is easy to make something up, but I don't see why... You can easily get a Debit card and register it with Paypal, or just get a Wal Mart card, from what people have told me, it works online. If you decide to do either of these, then whatever you use has to be your own money, and you can't cheat your parents out of things, but knowing parents, they will have access to your payment logs and stuff, so yeah. I would just tell my parents if I wanted something like that, and my dad would tell me it's inappropriate, and if I really want something like that, then he's not paying a cent for it... He usually won't pay me for anything for about two weeks to prevent it, so :P

wow, u guys r really thinking about this too much, i know how to "work" my parents im sure he does to. by the way, i have a debit card so i havent had to ask my parents for thier cards.

Lol, have you not yet realised that "working" your parents isn't how you get things in life? Suppose your mom is looking through your room to find something, or is maybe dusting in your room, and finds a sex toy... What are you going to tell her?

"Oh, well, Jerry was over and he, ya know, forgot it."

"it's not mine, I'm just holding it for a friend."