Hi guys and gals, i've been loitering around the forum for a while now, and it's answered a lot of questions I had, so thanks for all that.
Question is: Do any of you have good excuses if your little sister or brother sees you masturbating? My sis has never caught me thank god...
Anyway, i'm talking about younger kids who don't know what masturbation is - what do you tell them? My mate said "I'm washing it" and "I'm just exercising"...anymore you've actually used or can just think of?
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Excuses
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Never been caught.. But i guess you could try, "GET OUT!!!", or just explain to them (after putting it away) that you are excersing your right to masturbate.. lol.. i know stupid answers and im sorry. on a seriouse note, you could try teling them that u have an itch. or.. just checking yourself.. u know all males should check themselves, for lumps or etc
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I would just tell them that I was changing, and that I was adjusting myself...
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What about the old Billy Connolly line:"I was just counting my willies"
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lol that billy connolly line is a classic
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depends on how young they are and what the circumstances are you were busted under.If your in the bathroom on the toilet you can always use (pending the age fo the child) Im adjusting it to piss! or how about, ffyou dont go in this room when someone is using it!
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ummm.... u could say that.... u have semen buildup LOL!
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I never did it in a situation where it was even remotely possible to be caught by anyone other than my parents and sister. I had a couple of close calls with those too but I always managed to hide things in time.