#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.#8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.#7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.#5. A gun doesn’t! take up a lot of closet space.#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.#3. A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”#2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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LMFAO!!!! omg they got better as i went on. That was great, and so true. tear
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
>>Why the hell would you wnat to trade a good gun for a weenie ass gun thats only good for shooting rabbits and cans?
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
I keep the smae pistol under my pillow as I do in my car, familiarity with a single gun is important as it means youll better deal with situations during stress when instinct and training takes over instead of having to think.
#5. A gun doesn't! take up a lot of closet space.
Keeping agun in the closet is a sign of imature idiots who shuldnt own a gun to begin with. a locked cabinet is the only way to keep them. with a drying agent and away from small prying hands and curious minds not to mention thiefs
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
That depends on if they are taken care of, alot like women. They are going to bleed each month but how they act is directly affected by how you treat them.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
True, but do you really desire any relationship with inanimate objects?
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
shooting up your bedroom? jerking off on your deer rifle and pistols? what the hell is meant by that statment anyways?
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
NO YOU CANT.
silencers are illegal. period. end of story.
owning one let alone using one is a federal offense. besides that the silencer hype is bullshit.
you can not silence any gun that the projectile breaks the sound barrier. you cna silence the bang, but there is a second bang when it breaks the speed of sound and nearly all guns have this property, even a .22.
you cna make a silencer, you can make a gun make less noise, but you can not silence them and you can not buy a silencer.
I realize this was meant as a joke, but its stupid.
Its all stupid and immature and a caviler attitude to serius subjects like guns. Its idiots that propagate shit like this tha make it harder for the respsible gun owners to keep thier rights to have and to use guns.
You sound like a fuckin woman ... erm no , EVEN THE WOMEN WERE LAUGHING AT IT. It doesn't make you look smart when you start ranting about a joke
Who burnt your toast today? I think you're a bit off base.
think what ya like it makes no difference to me I am how ever a gun owner with a concealed carry permit and jokes are supposed ot be funny and none of that was since none of it meant a damned thing or had any basis in fact. Im sick of idots spouting shit off about my guns and my rights because of peopel who spread shit like that around.
burnt toast? I cant havew and fucking toast because my kids melted candles in my toaster!seriously it has nothing to do with toast and off base? maybe so. Jokes are jokes however they are supposed to be funny and that one does nothing but insult responsible gun owners. Besides, its been a while since we ha hte old guns or no guns debate or even a good argument hasnt it?
IDK.... I didn't think it was stupid and I did get a chuckle out of it. I think you are looking to deep into the whole thing.
People usually do look deep into something if it's something that they're often involved with. I felt the same way as him when I read this last night, but I didn't post because I wanted to go to bed.
By the way, some guns don't have the ability to have a silencer attached, like shotguns.
Shit guys... it's all tongue in cheek and a spoof on women. Chill out.
eh, your probally right, I just take it as an insult because its something too close to my heart and something I believe in.I do however hope ya didnt get pissy about my retailiation to your toast comment, I was laughing when I typed it but uhh my kids really did turn the toaster on with candles on top of it and ruin it so I hoenstly cant have any toast until I go buy a new one. EDIT:since its all tongue in cheek I feel bad so now i want to contribute instad of jsut slamming it:Top 10 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus Anon --------------------------------------------------------------------------------No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. Beer has never caused a major war. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you. You can prove you have a Beer. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
Not angry, i'm just amazed that you guys got all worked up over it.
Now that one was really hilarious. Even though I don't like beer, I still prefer it over religion. Ten bucks says no one will post something having to do with how they didn't like that post because it offended their religion.
I didn't like that post because it offended my religion.But I got over it.I think a great deal of humor is based on misinterpretations of the truth anyway. Anyway...I often find things to be funny even though they are at the expense of my cherished beliefs. (Although I think that beer God thing really wasn't that funny.)