Silly and happy

---

Let's talk about something fun!My daughter wakes me up by laying on my head. And them when she gets bored of that she whispers in my ear, "Juan Toes". Translation: I want toast.

I woke up two mornings ago because i felt pressure on my chest and just thought i was sore. So I opened my eyes and it was my Jack Russell, Maggie, standing on me while I was sleeping to look out the window to see if my mom was coming home. She is a total character, she begs so bad to get attention, picked up, go in the car, go outside, playing....she is a nut ball, but i love that dog to death.

see now that is how you name animals....Metallica...funny hwo she is skiddish though.

I don't know how happy it is but I thought it was funny.I'm in trouble tonight because my 2 1/2 year old son sat next to his mother at dinner and ripped a big fart then proclaimed "Good fart mama"Shes upset and I'm to blame.heh, makes me laugh at any rate.

I love this place always good for a laugh or a fight which ever you're in the mood for.

damn Helms...

One is my all time favorite metallica track...............

My little dog (she's a tiny tea cup chihuahua) likes to sleep in the bed with me at night which is just fine with me until she decides she needs to run laps on my bed. That will go on for about 10 minutes and then she'll decide she needs to bounce on my head to look out the window (my bed is right under a window and she uses my head to get up on the window seal so she can bark at our 'outside' dogs). That will last for a good 20 minutes until I can get her wrapped up in a blanket (once she gets warm she falls asleep immediatly lol). That didn't last too long though, she drove me nuts lastnight! My Dad's cat, Spike, snuck into my room and jumped on my bed... the fight was on between Spike (a huge tom-cat) and Chichi (she thinks she's a bad ass)! Those two kept me up all night!!! They drive me crazy sometimes

My dog sleeps on the bed and gets between the wife and me. It's very off-putting during sex. In the morning he masturbates on the bed.The cat wants to sleep on the bed until about 3 am, when he jumps on me to wake me up and be let out. (If that doesn't work he knocks things off the bedside table.) Then at 4 am he wants back in, and scratches on the door. I shut him in the other part of the house now.

I woke up one night and a dark entity was standing at the foot of my bed, it had no face and kept repeating some words in latin. I was parylyzed and could not move. The room smelled of decomposing flesh and death. I was six.

Where you getting highat 6?

As I personally sometimes post "off topic", I don't think I can really complain. And I have no good excuses like, being high, for my posts. lol

In reply to:Where you getting highat 6? Was I? Shiiat, back then I was sellin to half of my kindergarten class, hell even the teacher's assistant was scorin blunts offa me.

All kidding aside what was "your dark entity"?

I don't know, it never came back to visit me.

It doesn't need to. It only requires self-analysis. Think about what was happening to you at that time.

I don't know, I don't really think about it too much and mainly I deny it to myself because everyone called me a liar when I used to talk about it so I tell myself it never happened and even make jokes about but somewhere deep inside myself I know something visited me that night.

I believe you. That's not really the kind of thing one makes up.

My cousin comes around from time to time. Really scared me the first time i saw him after he died. He comes around to all us cousins.