What would you ask Joe Montana?

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So I'm having an interview with Joe Montana because I'm super-important and know big people. Anyways I don't know what to ask the Comeback Kid so can anyone help? Specifically questions regarding his health struggles, etc. Why do you want to help me? I'll tell you why, because you'll be indirectly speaking to a famous quarterback and I'll even tell you what he says.

No offense but why should we believe you? You have proven in the past and admitted yourself that you are a pathological liar.How are you getting such an opportunity if this is true?

Well then don't believe me, but if YOU got to meet Joe Montana what 15 questions would you ask him?

Oh and I'm getting to meet him because I'm super-awesome and have connections with the rich and famous.

Oh and I'm getting to meet him because I'm super-awesome and have connections with the rich and famous. Right...

you're just jealous

Yeah... that's what I am... jealous...LOLSeriously Bub... I might have believe you if you said you won a contest or something along those lines but to say "Oh and I'm getting to meet him because I'm super-awesome and have connections with the rich and famous. " just makes me laugh, not to mention disbelieve you.

eddie hon i am WAY more jealous of white lines than you i mean I want to be just like it..............and quite frankly the question i would ask Joe Montana is "why the hell he was talking to you!"

and quite frankly the question i would ask Joe Montana is"why the hell he was talking to you!" ROFL! Good one doll!

Unfortunately for you in real life I'm kinda a big deal and people know me. Besides who I am is off-topic, just let's forget about me for a moment and say you were meeting Joe Montana, just give me 15 questions you'd ask him.

And this isn't the first famous person I've spoken to. I talked with Jimmy Carter and Henry Kissenger before.

Unfortunately for you in real life I'm kinda a big deal and people know me unfortunatly for ME????? ...................oh please...........you are sooooooo pathetic................and SO full of SHIT!

Not a fan of JM. And I've met more famous people than him. And I didn't ask any stupid questions about their health. lol The things I like to know about people are the same whether they are famous or not.

What paper do you write for? I live in Ohio and I would love to read your article....if you are not full of shit.

Let's suppose he's not full of sh*t. Why would you want to read an article that will have the same crap that is in every article about the guy? If he were let's say gonna put the guy on the spot and ask him how he feels about Arabs and if they should be scrutinized more so because they "might be terrorist". Okay I'll read that. Is he for or against the secret wire taping. ect. Okay I'll read that. But I’ll skip the puff piece.

I would like to read it because he claims he lives in the same area as myself, and I enjoy reading things from local writers. I also enjoy art, music etc. from fellow Clevelanders. Cleveland has many talented people here.

I wouldn't expect you and I would have the same taste in writers....or anything for that matter. Tell me, why do you care what I would like to read?

I would show you it when I finish if you want me to PM it, I just don't like sharing my name and that kind of thing on this board.

Unfortunately I don't always get to pick what I write and this wasn't my choice but I get to add another name to the list of important people who talked to me.He's speaking about his struggles with high blood pressure and he's speaking at a hospital so the article will deal with that aspect of his life.

I was joking around. (Clearly not as obvious as I thought it was.) I don't really care what you read. I have nothing against Cleveland. I never said Cleveland did have talented people. What's your deal? What's with the piss fit? And what's with the, In reply to: he claims he lives in the same area as myself . You sound like you don't even believe he's from that area and yet you want to jump on me.

Come on, you know you really want to ask him something fun? Maybe, has he ever used a bidet? Did he enjoy it?

Hey if I wanted to lie I could have named 1,000 other people I was going to meet. Like I could tell you I have a one on one interview with Abraham Lincoln tonight.