A friend send this to me and thought you'd all enjoy the read:Gonorrhea Lectim The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
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Many Suffer...
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LOL thats funny. Sounds like half the population of West Yorkshire has Gonnorhea claps hahaha!
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I was born and bred in south yorkshire and i think the same thing goes for them too LOL
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Nice, I just checked with my mum and she can vouch the same for North Yorkshire.That being said I am rather fond of it here
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must a yorkshire thing then
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Oh, the way you libs can twist things...Care to debate that point by point?(Disclaimer: The above post was done in a spirit of good humor with a great deal of affection toward the original poster to whom it is responding. While the author of this post is a member of the group being unfairly targeted, he understands the nature of the hive-mind and chooses to subjugate his desire to "get his back up" to a greater desire to understand, get along with, and grow in his affection for those for whom he is growing in admiration...even the poor, misled lefties.)
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LOL. Actually I'm an independent hun. I just found what i posted humorous and of course dislike our present president for obvious reasons hehe =-D