I have a desktop computer about 3 feet from my fiances side of the bed with thousands and thousands of postitions, video, pictures, storys. I win
Tell us how you want it.
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We have a cool little book by the bedside with hundreds of pages of positions...
lmao helms i can just imagine you on top of your wife/girlfriend or whatever, huffing and puffying in a big deep voice, then moaning and saying SWITCH, then picking up ur book putting your glasses on, reading the position, then picking your wife up, turning her around, and while still carrying her in midair, begin thrusting. lmao
I liked the glasses, that's a nice touch.I think how you'd do it exactly would depend on your profession. Helms builds boats, so I'd expect him to consult a set of blueprints in the office. A teacher, on the other hand, would probably change slides on an overhead projector.
LMAO!!! lets do what I show on the ceiling...lolBWWAAAhhahaha!!oh wait! your leg is in the wrong place...and your um...hand is supposed to go there....LOL
you sick bastard!...wait, wait that might be me thats the sick bastard.
Anyways you gave me an idea.
im going to compose slides of or favorites in an power point presentation.set a timer so that it changes every few minutes, and we are going to changef everytime the slide does.
I got a overheadand I can print transperancies but its too much work to swap them out every few minutes. Id rather have a computer do it for me.
the uhh swapping I mean, not the actual sex part, Im not so lazy that I can't do that part.
and here i am thinking your an athletic rock climber...
lol he gravitykiller, ur a rock climber right?
so you gotta know how to grab things that are hard, usually shaped in wierd patterns or shapes,
lol sounds like a great profeshion,
sry if im acting immature im fucking hyper!!!
got dared to eat rice crispes with 8 scoops of sugar.
and imm soo wired!!!!
I am very much a climber of rock and ice.
Im still a dork and a bit of a computer nerd.
I am also inherintly lazy.
have to rick myself to get shit done.
Today I did laundry and normally I put it on the couch and fold it up, it then sits there until the two year old pulls it off an spreads it around and I get to redo it all, the trick was today I dumped it on my bed and folded it up, I had to put it away to get into bed tonight.
I dont leave it there because I figured I washed dryed and folded it its someone else job ot put it away, I do it because im lazy and I can get it all done bt then its ehhhh Ill put it away later.
later never comes.
but the other week I rented a machine for 3 days and cleaned every bit of my carpet in my house and my moms while i had it so Im not a total lazy bastard, juts when its convienant :laughing:
Boy Chance….You’re soooooo domesticated. I’m getting hard!
why dont any girls reply!!!
Well alot of the time they have been asked these kinds questions in one form or another before, although I'm not sure if this is one of those questions.
I loved the overhead projector and transparancy part!