How should i tell my older sis.......

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that i masturbate?

Why would you?

shes the only one thats up wehn i do it
so if she walks in on me i dont have to lie or get embarrassed

Dude, You just don't tell your sister your sitting there whacking off.. Sounds kinda incestish..

Sorry.. bored is messing up this morning

you dont tell her!if she catches you,you put it away and probably say nothing.or she says dont worry it's normal.how old are you and her?

Dude do not tell her!U can't shes your sis.What you gona say hey sis im just goin upstaires 4 a wank??----Soz if it sounds mean!

don't tell her and don't get caught!

yeah for real!just dont tell her... lol

NO dont tell her!! My brother told me and its horrible i cudnt look at him the same agen. If i had of caught him at it then i wud of been like 'well, its only natural' but instead he had to tell didnt he. He's my half bro and wen he sed i thought yuk, why did u have to tell me that then i thought he mite of wanted me to u kno join in. ( i didnt by the way) So dont tell her coz all sorts will go throu her head. U dont want that now do you?

good grief, jack off in the bathroom real quick if you have to, but dont tell your sister!!! thats too weird! or just wait till no ones around! or, you could say, "look beotch, you need to knock before you come into the room, cause i like to play with myself, so knock unless you want to walk in on me!" haha!

If you are that worried about the situation, "shoot putty at the moon" (haha George Carlin is the best) in the shower. Honestly, you have no worries about getting caught in there, becuase, well I would hope, no one checks on you while you're in the shower... I mean come on
Love, Peace, Empathy,
Melinda

IF you really want to, but that conversation coming out of no one just to tell her seems a little weird. And thats weird for a board like this, so u know it got to be strange!

a story a friend once told me:I was watching S Club 7 (some shitty shitty pre-adolescent retarded kids programme) and wanking and suddenly my sis comes in and shes like "wat are u doing!??" and im like "im wanking" and she says "no, why r u watching S Club 7".AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah hes a bit weird, and she knows he wanks. O yea and he told us once they were on holiday and he and his sis had to sleep on a bunk bed and he was on top.... and i think he was jerking off or soemhtign...?? i duno and it was rocking... well watever u kno wat i mean. man i miss him.