Oh Crap

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I think my Mom knows. She was talkin about getting one of those little handheld blacklights, Whats should I do?

Knows that ur doing what jacking off or having sex

I think she knows i've been whacking off

All teenaged boys do it, so it shouldnt surprise her.

YEah how old r u?

Hahaha are you serious? She said this to who? I hope your mom just has a great sense of humor.

All moms know there kids masturbate,its no big deal.theres no reason to be scared or embarresed about that,everyone does it so dont worry about it otherwise U wont be able to enjoy it.

by 'blacklights' do you mean 'fleshlights'?

if so, be thankful. my mate bought one for himself and he says its so much better than using your hands!

...not that i would know..

Actually, I think by "blacklight" he meant "blacklight".

Either your mom is egging you on as a joke or she needs some serious anti pshycotic meds. It is of course normal to masterbate at any age no matter what.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/black-light.htm

Theres what a black like is/does...

Its a sad day when people dont know what a black light is.

you do know that black lights are great for finding cat piss stains too.got a cat? maybe shes looking to clean the house and gid rid of any lingering smells.Also, I do not know about all of them, but the scorpiens that live in my part of the country glow bright green under a black light, not that i think it applies to you but it is pretty cool to see the bastards walking around all lit up like that and it makes them easy to find when I go for walks in the desert at night.I carry a black light when I travel and check out my hotel an shit before gettig ito bed incase I need to freak out on the staffyou can get them fairly cheapf and there is a pen you can write with, al my fgood shit is written on with that pen so my drivers license number shows up inder a black light near the erial number on all of it. when my ar was broken into and 1200 dollars of stereo equipment was gone that little trick is how it was recovered once cops ha it in evidence it could of been anyones but not after they saw that, its real easy for me to identify my shit

Thats a cool story about the pen. I used to have scorpions in a tank with a black light, they glowed green, like they came from a nuclear waste site.

I do not know if its all scorps or just some but I know that great basin scorps and desert hairy scorps and bark scorps all glow like neon plastic toys under a black light.
the pens are cheap and invisible can not see a mark from them once it drys. Imark all the stuff I sell on ebay too, its saved me alot of problems with people returning shit saying it was broke when they got it and I can prove its not even the same item they bought because it lacks my mark.
black lights have saved my ass mor then once :laughing:

only certain types of Scorpions glow. it's because of the small traces of phospherus in their exoskeleton. Now you can get tattoos that glow in black light. And using a blacklight bulb in a strobe light....best rave effects ever.

I knew why they glowed, I just was not sure it that property was inherit in all scorpiens or just a few varietys of them

I think its dumb that she would do that.She's probably joking, (Unless your in a uberchristian household)But all mothers and fathers know that guys jack off.So thatd be kinda of stupidd...

if she says anything, tell her you're not gonna do it in front of her, so it's not her concern, she won't get a disease from washing spoogy sheets

OMg LoL