How would you write your suicide note?

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I'm thinking I should write a suicide note and keep it somewhere in case I ever decide to kill myself. I could use a bit of tips writing one though. I also think I should make an "in case I die note" which would be released if I died anyway other than by killing myself.Here's my first draft.Dear Motherfucking Planet Earth,I hate you and I only wish I could have seen the eventual end to the filth called the human race. Congratulations, your shit has finally led me to this. They've won, it's too late and there's nothing I can do other than this. I can no longer take the day to day torture, I can no longer watch commericals for the next reality show, and most of all I don't give a flying fuck about TomKat. So planet earth, you will, I've ejected myself from you and have no regrets.Signed MeMy "In Case I Die Note"Dear Mom and Dad,If you are reading this they've finally come to get me. I know it may look like an accident but don't believe them. That's what they want you to think. You can be honored though in knowing I died for a worthy cause, I can't tell you what cause but just remember. Signed Me

Dude this is your last message to the world we're talking about here! You gotta be more orignal.Dear World. I was the REAL milkyway kid! I have now killed myself cos the Nestle wont recognise such, and I have thus been forced to a life of poverty. Damn you nestle! I shall have my revenge in the next life.And your death note...Dear mum and dad I just killed a man. Put a gun to his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead. Muma, I threw it all away.

If I was going to do it Id visit my x wife first stal some shit from her car lke her hair brush leave some evidence under my fingernails to implicate her in my MURDER. bust up my house a bit leave a scene for the forensics to go thru and try to have her sent to prison. fuck the note unless I used the note to make mistakes so it looked even less like it was me.

Here lies DamienIt's the same old songKept putting his handsWhere they didn't belong!

My tombstone is gonne say "Go away, I'm sleeping"

Yeah I think it would be cool to make the note sound like something cryptic so they're be all sorts of conspiracy theories regarding my death.

your a 19 year old kid who isnt very important in the grand scheme of the world. no one will make a conspiracy about you.

Oh I dont know...there are some really stupid people out there.

I'll store some fake pictures of UFOs and alien autopsies on my laptop. Anyways, I'm not 19 anymore.

Great, then they'll think that you're just a sad loner and care even less!!

they'll think he's that conspiracy theory nut.

Exactly!

Ya know White, I think that you'll never have a girlfriend.

So at least I'll never be a douche.

Atleast you'll never have kids...

that is a plus

If I were to write a suicide note.. I'd apologize to my parents and write my story. I'd write what led me to do this and that they shouldn't feel bad or guilty for what happened. I'd tell them I love them and can't wait to see them again in heaven.

Suicide notes are so over rated. Send them a time delayed text message, so a few days after you're gone they get a creepy message from beyond the grave!

oh oh cooool

Eeek.. Id shit my self if that happened to me!

There is actually a little freaky story about that. About 2 months ago my friend's mother died and she has been very upset about it. One night about 3 weeks ago I was talking to her online and she was really down and the way she was talking was slightly suggestive of her doing something bad that night. After a bit of chatting she started saying how much she loves me and values my friendship and then logged off really quickly. About a minute later I got a Delivery Report for a text message to her mom's phone that I never sent. It kinda freaked me a bit, I phoned my friend and she was in tears, apparently at the edge. She was was about to do something but I stopped her.I didn't mention the report to her but when we finished the phone call I checked my inbox and the report was gone.