I made a pretty bad one the other day...
"Do you realise you were probably conceived in this bed?"
You can probably guess where we had just done it.
Stupid things you've said before/during/after sex
I made a pretty bad one the other day...
"Do you realise you were probably conceived in this bed?"
You can probably guess where we had just done it.
Hahaha...Hmm, I believe once I got my gf very worried. I suppose ya should never say "Whoops!" during sex.
After: "I don't remember when the conference will be".
In the heat of the moment I've called out the wrong name.
I can imagine.
"Yes! Yes! Oh yes! Do it there! The wrong name!! Yes!!!! Oh lord yes!!!"
After: You're done already?
After: Hell yeah. Why would I want to prolong THAT?
"Is that it?"
him. 'you look like your not enjoying it'me 'I'm not'
I was about to give him head when he said "dirty." I asked him if he had washed himself. Apparently, I interpreted his 'dirty' differently than he implied.
Great avatar!Did you take that picture?
my mate was going through some foreplay with a girl, fingering her for quite some time etc. and he got sorta bored and said something like "ok im getting a bit bored here, what now?"the girl didnt appreciate that, snapped out of it and wanted to leave (but had no transport heh).whatever!!
Nope, I didn't
what was your name again ?and the ever popularyour husband gets home when ?
I really hate it when my wife tries to ask me past questions about other women i've been with especially my ex wife. It's good when she talks about including a lovely Asian woman, man oh man, thats another story.