Bad Habits

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Hmmmm I think most of the ones mentioned apply to me! I'm just one, big, bad habit... lol I know I play my music to loud and really annoy the neighbours, and I get too easily wound up by stupid things ooh.. and pink.. I ALWAYS study right at the last minute literally

*stands infront of class* Me, have bad habits? Bah! Okay, okay, I'd admit it, I have a few... *takes deep breath* I am one of the worlds biggest procrastinators, why do today what you can do tomorrow, eh? When I get nervous I bit my nails, my bottom lip, or giggle this insanely high pitched giggle uncontrolably. I talk and laugh entirely too much, and I tend to listen to my music so loud it scares the little kiddies down the street. I drink and I can cuss so much it'd make a sailor turn red (and I smoke occasionally, but only when I drink though). I'm lazy, unorganized, always a little late to social events, I tend to forget about lots of things, but I'm a helluva lot of fun! :grin:

IF we are including habits when when drink, then I suppose we have to include me being naked or mostly naked.actually I do that drinking or not

yeah lets not get into that.

then I suppose we have to include me being naked or mostly naked.Me too! Ever heard of the song that says tequilla makes her cloths come off... well that's me! If I'm not careful, they will just jump right off my body lmao That's why I don't drink tequilla anymore...

mmm Tequila.. Liquid Sex...Bad habit would definitely be procrastination.

my problems is cameras, someone ata party is takig a pic, I like to jump in above or to the side of the subject when they dont knwo and hang my ass and balls out in the pic. half the time people dont even know it till they upload or develope the pics :laughing:

people that pass out I end up hanging my balls over thier head or my ass over thier face while someone snaps a pic to show them later. :laughing:
Im a sick sick bastard I know...

>people that pass out I end up hanging my balls over thier head or my ass over thier face while someone snaps a pic to show them later.

LOL...I swear Chance you'd be a hoot but I swear revenge would be done if that ever happened to me LOL

I am bad b/c I will do really dumb shit...Tried jumping through a cinderblock wall nearly broke my ankle..LOL I dry humped a girl at a party....admitted love to people (lol those are good morning stories)....list goes on....

Me doing it is only half the sotry, what makes you think these people never took revenge?Ever been awoken by having a roll of firecrackers tossed under your blanket or into your tent as the sun beats on your plastic walls when your hung over?or awoken be being "antiqued"let the poor bastard sleep and take a handful of flower, pack that powdery shit in your hand and throw it as hard as you can in thier face from about 3 feet away.Some peopleseem to forget its a joke and rather then pay me back by doing something equally as horrid choose to jump me and try to beat my ass, a few even succeeded in pounding me into a pulp. There is alwasy risks to being the drunken crazy bastard who everyone wants ot hang on and waits to see what they do next.

I have done the something similar...but it included bears and racoons...In yosemite I tossed a bunch of meat and bread under a few of the tents of fellow campers and rival schools. I just let the nights of screams and park officials try to sort it out....They never found out who did it

Thats a bit further then Iv ever taken anything, especially in bear country. Iv been known to stick a hunk of limberger on the valley pan over the exaust manifolds though :laughing:
car pool wars were fun :laughing:
They sonld the car, after 2 months they never could get the smell out and it was winter so they had the heater on the whole way home and to work for months :laughing:
strike in december when it 10 degrees f for a high if your going to cheese a car :laughing:
after that they surrendered, no more sandwitches thrown out eh window on my windshield, no more dumping coke on the door handles, no more bullshit.

In yosemite I tossed a bunch of meat and bread under a few of the tents of fellow campers and rival schoolsWOW. The daughter of a guy from work went on a church backcountry backpacking trip to Yosemite. The guys camp thought it would be funny to sprinkle cookies and stuff around the girls campsite. The girl woke up in the middle of the night with a bear sniffing her face. Luckily she was frozen with fear and the bear eventually left the camp. Gotta say, jokes like that are really fucked up and stupid (and dangerous). Would have been hilarious if someone got hurt by the bear.

Yeah it was so much fun....I am a fuckin hell raiser. If I see a chance for a prank or a joke, I take it. I have covered doorhandles in sex lube...

Head to the sex shop, get some shit called anal ease.when someone needs a drink or sets thiers down wipe a thin coat across the lip of the bottle or rim of the glass.That shit makes your lips, nose, whatever numb in a matter of seconds. Just keep some under your thumb nail, touch it to the top, slide the finger next to it across the top fto wipe it on and smooth it out some rather then a big gob. I can normally get 4 or 5 drinks done with one load, after that people know and the joke has worn out its use for the night.Stick to the pranks, leave the bears alone.

I dunno the bears was pretty damn funny...Hmmm I may get some of that...lol i probably will just outright put it on them....lol

the bears was pretty damn funny...Too bad a bear wasn't in your face so we can see how funny that would be.

you ever ran across a bear in the woods?bears are far from funny. THey have a deseased filled mouth and rotten meat hangs between thier claws, wich are fuckig huge by the way. Even a little black bear has nearly 4" long claws. Bears that are exposed to humans like the ones around camps in yosemitie are worse. Less fear, more desidre for the food they know to be there. Bears are also not really well known for a good temperment.a bear in the area may of gone to the tents you placed it under and mauled, disfigured, killed someone. besides had they came in from the other side, they would of been by your tent rather then teh intended target.Wild animals, especially bears, are nothing to fuck with.a bear can cover nearly 200 yards in a matter of less then 5 seconds. I go into bear country often during hte summer and spring and fall, Iv seen alot of bears on trails and across meadows and in the rivers and seen thier tracks around the sandy shore of the lakes I backpack into, many times fresh overnight tracks not a few hundred feet from my tent.Always watch your ass in bear country, dont take stupid chances.

lol no these were log cabins...and they had a crawl sapce underneath...But yeah I got played on me...I just let the bears eat...I know if a bear comes in to remain calm..

**I have course have no bad habits *polishes halo* I stand and tutt in your general directions ** :grin: