May is Masturbation Month

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Don't believe me, Google it. Happy month.

really? i should go celerbrate!
be back in 20 mins.....

just kidding! lol :grin:

YAY, my birthday month AND masterbation month, YAY for May

Fits perfectly for you sweetie! hehe wink

The Holiday of HolidaysThere are holidays for presidents,Groundhogs and Lovers.The calendar honors Halloween,Fathers and mothers.Now take out your date book.Find the section for May;Mark down a celebration so specialIt's awarded a month plus a day!This holiday is unique -No feasts, parades or an elf;For the 7th day of this monthCalls for a gift to oneself.Some holidays are limitedTo a particular nation or state;But here is one that's followedBy all who masturbate.Masturbation Day is commemoratedBy individual and personal picks -Toys, videos, a scented candle,Use imagination to get your kicks.Spread the word! Tell your friends!Try e-mail or the phone;Raise the flag! Independence is declared!Time to set off fireworks of your own. Happy Masturbation Day! by Tricia 3/5/2000Masturbation Poet Laureatelol this will be a fun month,wait they all are!

LOL so if you masterbate on the 18th i want you to smile and think of me laffin

Okay I promise! grin

LMAO i saw that poem when i googled the masurbation month thing.

So, since it's Masturbation Month, does that mean it's okay to masturbate with friends to spread the love? LoL jk

yup just dont get it on my good shoes

Don't worry I have my own technique for clean up hehe *evil grin*

do i want to know?

I dunno... I am better at showing than explaining =-X LOL

LOL show and tell was always my area of expertise too

if I waited till may to jerk offf, Id of wasted 11 good months of wacking it.

Masturbation month? What we need is a change of pace, like Circle Jerk Month

noo i had the page up i believe its about discovering your own sexuality not the guy next to you

Masturbation can be a radical act, and the culture that suppresses masturbation may suppress many other personal freedoms as well. While celebrating National Masturbation Month and doing your part to bring self love out of the closet, keep in mind that erotic freedom is essential to true well-being, everywhere.Because masturbation is immensely pleasurable, invigorating, rejuvenating and fun. Because sexual pleasure is each person's birthright. Because masturbation is the ultimate safe sex. Because masturbation is a joyous expression of self love. Because masturbation offers numerous health benefits including menstrual cramp relief, stress reduction, endorphin release, stronger pelvic muscles, reduction of prostate gland infection for men and resistance to yeast infections for women. Because masturbation is an excellent cardiovascular workout. Because each person is their own best lover. Because masturbation with a partner can be educational and hot. Because masturbation increases sexual awareness. Yes. Masturbation can help relieve stress and:Relieve menstrual cramps Help for insomnia (i.e. when a person is having trouble falling asleep) Stimulate the immune system to help build up resistance to common infections. Release mood elevating hormones Reduce embarrassing spontaneous erections for teen males Reduce the number of unwanted wet dreams for young men masturbation source

YAY

they are not lying. go to http://www.bettydodson.com/maymast.htm and see for yourself.