Losing Her Is Not An Option.

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Kinky! Does the dog collar have spikes?

If she wanted me to wear a dog collar and bark at her while I ate her snatch and she spanked me with a rolled up news paper, I would, so any collar she picks Ill be happy to wear.

Now that's a pretty picture. lol

Chance as a leather dog... or is it just dog training in general.

well I do like dogs, and I do love leather. Imn already trained though, Im the guy that goes out in the cold at 1 am to get her her smokes she left in the truck when its 2 degrees and snowing like a bitch, Im the one that gets out of bed to turn off the lights, find the remote, shutdown the computer, roll a fatty,whatever it is she needs. Im pretty well trained all ready, and house broken too!

I dont know how pretty a pic that would be but what ever she wants Ill do.

Alright guys, listen the only reason I hardly post anything here is because I am way to busy. I work for a living and I have other obligations besides. Chance is in trouble for talking to some bitch named Tamara on myspace. I think he met her here?... but he has been emailing her for over 2 years now. Maybe I crossed the line by attacking him here, but I have no idea how to make him understand how serious this really is and I knew posting here would get his attention. Besides isn't this the place to go when you have problems with your relationship? lol

Well, from his posts since, I get the impression he is really sweating, which I hope counts in his favour.

you guys ever play the game telephone... u start with one statement, then u tell the person to your left, then they tell the person to there left and so on, it works best with more than 20 people. but usually by the end of the line the statement is completely different than orignally...

this post is like... UBER telephone...

awww snap get him girl!sorry chance

It's ok, I think that we have a strong relationship and I have the best man in the world. He treats me like a queen, he takes care of my son, he doesn't hit me, yell at me, or offend me in any way. Actually he is very sweet and I'm glad he's mine! I love you honey and I want to apologize for acting like a crazy woman, I just got scared and didn't know what to do. I'll see you tonight after work. What do you say we go to bed a little early tonight?

Well I have to say, This thread took on a new life that I wasnt expecting, imagine getting home at 8 am and open up the site to find out Im still a dick.

"...or offend me in any way."What about picking his nose or farting in the car? Glad you all have things worked out.

Scotty! I do not pick my nose!well, not in front of julie, at home I blow it and in the woods I been known to pull out a booger and leave it on a tree or flip fling it into the woods to lie in the forest and fauna.Im guilty as hell on the farts, but not the nose picking! atleast not where she can see me, aside from some asshole that I flicked a booger on his window for his parking job, right in the center of the windshield so he wouldnt see it till he got in the car and had to get out to clean it off.

Anything you say my love.

Posted by Julie on your myspace comments thingy;"Jan 9 2008 3:54 PM I'm glad you picked me too but please quit picking your nose, that is really disgusting! lol"What you think I don't read mundane shit that has no relevance to my life. Remember, I'm more bored than you think.

true, but you dont know the whole story behind that, its an inside joke.well it was, now its not as Im about to reveal it.A bday a few years ago she wanted to take a pic of me with my cake and sign happy bday and shit and I am just not into that. so when she wanted me to pose with the cake I stuck my finger in my nose, she snapped the pic and it was forgotten about.flash forward to last week? 2 or 3 weeks ago maybe. I posted that pic on her myspace page and added some alt text. the text reads Im glad I picked you, with soe mouse over text that says something about picking a winner or some shit, I dont recall now what properties i asigned on the mouse over. me with my finger in my nose for a posed picture does nto count as nose picking!

*in my best Irish accent* Tis a bbbeeeeeauutiful sentiment.

• Damn where's bob when you need him.

Yes, I had to go check it out. Just tell Julz to be glad you weren't all the way in to the second knuckle.

After seeing the pic I see why you only eat shit with a knife and fork. I wouldn't use my fingers either... J/K :grin:

I guess, I'll accept your explanation... this once.. :wink:

Oh, Im pretty damned certain julie will be able to read your reply all on her own, I dont tell her anything, I know who the fucking boss is scotty, and it aint me, I suggest shit to her, I never tell her a damned thing.and eat with a fork? its not because of where i put my fingers, think about money, how much do you handle daily? people put that shit in their sweaty socks and jocks and bras and roll it up and stick it in their nose to snort coke, pick thier ass and then pay the cashier with a 5 dollar bill I get in change 20 minutes later when I buy smokes, its not my hands that worry me so much, its everyone elses touching my door knobs and shopping carts and money and jesus fuck I could have a panic attack thinking about it. even if I wash my hands I wont eat off em, gotta be a knife and fork, I dont make the rules Im just forced to live by em

Man, don't go explaining your phobias to me. Next thing ya know I'll have to be using knife and fork and I've got enough issues all my own.