Chuck Norris = t3h gay

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Chuck Norris is t3h suck. seriously, every Chuck Norris joke should be replaced with the name Edward Norton. He's a better actor, and much more of a badass, assuming that any of you have seen the movie Fight Club.

Psht. Ed norton from the honey mooners (yes, the old tv show) is better then both of them. Jackie Gleason is better then all three.

F THAT.. Chuck norris is amazing!

lol yup and sorry dude but i never saw edward norton as "badass" in any way shape or form he kind of looks like an accountant lol but yeah he is a better actor than chuck and neither of them got shizen on chucky HES A FRIGGIN DOLL FOR CHRISTS SAKE AND HE WHOOPS EVERYONE plus he married jennifer tilly so BOOM

Who is edward norton?

he was in fight club opposite brad pitt,american history x the lead nazi guy who went to jail and came out and all that, eh just google him itll be easier lol

First of all Dantek, Edward Norton is 3 inches taller and 30 years younger than Chuck Norris, he plays an actuary, NOT an accountant, you're too young to remember Chuck Norris when he was big and in his prime, and you obviously did not understand or appreciate Fight Club in the least bit if you don't think that he was badass in that movie (pWned). Let's see, Norton is a 1991 Yale graduate and probably one of the best actors around today, having received 2 academy award nominations before he reached 30.
Chuck Norris is 66, btw, but you're right, he could open up a can of whoopass on anyone.
If Edward Norton doesn't work for you, we could use Philip Seymour Hoffman (Capotes, the shart guy in Along Came Polly).
I mean, at least they've been in major film roles in 21st century and aren't senior citizens, but that's just me.

Brad Pitt is also a badass, I apologize that I failed to mention that.

lol just because i didnt grow up with it doesnt mean i never saw the movies and i know chucks acting sucks and i said eddies is alot better,and i didnt appreciate fight club, i said he LOOKED repeat LOOOOKED like an accountant and apparently i have different taste in actors so just leave it at that so to summarize: i never said chuck was a better actor hes still better than segal but i hate segal so yeah,i dont think norton is a badass sorry i dont he just doesnt give off the badass vibe but he acts the part well,and technically he wasnt bad ass in fight club considering he was insane so he cant be either extreme

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LOMFL,and rainbow if you wanted to look at a badassy film of edwards id vote more for american history x than fight club but then again they are just films and all he is doing is acting so really he isnt a badass,and dude jet li wastes chuck norris he have chucks balls ripped off and surgically attached 5 times before he could get one of his roundhouse kicks off

agreed, fight club was tough but not but American History X was his "tough" film

thank you lol,and also age really has nothing to do with asskickery unless they are really REALLY old and their body just cant do it anymore

lol I WANT TO RIDE THE HASSLEHOFF HE TOTALLY WHOOPED WATERS ASS MAN!

I never said fight club was ed norton's end all be all badass movie, my point was norton beats the shit out of norris, and fight club is probably his better known movie. In case you failed to notice, I was comparing Norton to Norris, NOT going through Edward Norton's entire filmography and ranking them in order of how badass they are. American History X was an excellent film, one i got in trouble for bringing to school and beginning to make the class watch in history.

lol That water never knew what hit them....You know I am suprised some of those Baywatch girls were able to submerge, all that silicone...hmmm

granted, jet li is incredible, but Fight Club is more mainstream. That's why Norris is the subject of all those jokes, everyone knows Walker Texas Ranger

well how were you comparing them? as badasses? because then norris would win but as to actors? norton all the way,your going to have to clarify how your comparing them

dude Dantek im sorry if i came off as a little hostile. I'm not trying to start a pissing contest. I agree with you on Segal though, I heard he's a real jerk, won't even sign autographs

well yeah but thats all they are is jokes though im sure he can kick enough ass in reality