Biggest object you've inserted in your ass?

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I started back in 1980 when i had my first experience with my wife and another guy well equipped. She put me on the spot wanting me to feel his 12 " monster pounding like she liked it. After that i spent most of my free time experimenting with everything long and thick. Vegitables, table legs that had ripples, ball bats, bottles, and then i got a plastic water bottle and put it in hotttt.water while blowing on the opening to shape the end so it would go in easeir. It flexes when its pushed in and out that feels great in its self but the best part is adding hot water and at the point that the temp of the water is good slide it in and get ready to cum as you loose control of your body. Hold it in your ass as long and deep as you can. It will be the best feeling you could imagine

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@max321 I tried that in '89 aswell. Coincidence? My best and biggest was WOW!
Biggest: A ton of strong metal while leaning forward and my bum high in the air and then cutting the front of my wifes dildo and super gluing it to the tip of the metal and boiling water in an oven at 250 degrees and then waiting 5 minutes till it gets to 150 and then placing it deep in my ass. OOOOOOH WAS THAT FUCKIN' HOT! Jesus christ, I had sores and burn scars after....worth it. I was crazy before I became a professional doctor then quite due to wanting sex all the time.

Best: A 20 inch dildo with grease and vegetable oil and a carrot with a round bit of a cabbage pinned on the top covered in cold water (approx. -50 degrees celsius) That orgasm was so long about 30 seconds.

A small water bottle, about 3 inches across. It is AMAZING the rush you feel and the explosive orgasm when you cum. I warm up with a thick dildo, about 2.25 inches across.

Its not so much getting it in just hang on to it, but if does go in then off to the ER, don't worry they have seen it all before, some have special names for objects the find up bums, but not to worry they do take ex=rays before they remove these things, the best ones are buzzing vibrators and the odd light bulb, all the fun of being in the ER as a doctor.
So please be warned or its just a part of growing up.

Good Luck

NOWHARD

A butternut squash, it's about 17cm in diameter, it was amazing, I jizzed all over, and I'm not sure if it was from the stretching of the diameter, or the depth it was able to reach as I sat on it! Definately worth it!! I do it as often as I can, and always get one just a little bigger each time I'm grocery shopping!!

The biggest thing was when my girlfriend was being a jerk and pegged me with a dildo for the first time

A toothbrush, want something bigger though, any suggestions?

The biggest thing I've put in my ass was my cock, which is about 2 & 1/4 inches in diameter, but it probably squeezed down smaller than that in my ass. Why? I read somewhere it was awesome, but they lied, it wasn't awesome at all. It took about 2 weeks of trying, and I was only able to do it after I inserted lolly pop shaped plug that was 1 & 1/2 inches in diameter for about five minutes, then I finally managed to push my cock in past the head using the fingers on both hands and quite a bit of effort. It was mildly uncomfortable at best. I was somewhat thrilled that I had managed to do it, but it was not awesome.

A large black dildo about the size of my arm. After about 20 minutes of working it all the way in, I used the built in pump to inflate it. It felt amazing. I did ruin a few towels at that hotel though.