they cant kick you off a plan during flight right? It depends how bad it is. I must have been eating rich food while I was in DC, but thankfully I hadn't had any beer recently, or they would have tossed me out without a parachute.Seriously, it swept over the people behind me like a wave of doom. It's a good thing flights are non-smoking now.
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Uni-sex Restrooms
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my fiance is sitting about 5 feet form me dog her homework an giving me dirty looks now because of you steve.I interupted her math with a bought of laughter that broke her concentration and when she wanted to knwo what was so damned funny I read your reply to her, she would now like to know why men of all ages think that farts are so fucking funny whenf all they do is stink and sound gross.I explained that that IS WHY they are funny, but her being a woman, she just doesnt get it. after telling her that i dont think Ill be getting any this evening either.
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My French friends and I have farting contests. All they can do is make loud noises (we had a fun time in a seafood restaurant one day), but all I've heard is claims of Pepe-Lepew-like fragrances.Your fiance doens't understand the most fundamental aspect of males: the inherent hilarity of that which is gross. Stinkiness is the zenith of tasteful grossness. (The dismembered rodent that your cat drops at your feet is gross, but not tasteful.)
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I agree completely, but to her credit, she does think stripes is a great movie.
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Blazing Saddles (cowboys sitting around the campfire, eating beans).
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Yeah, she failed to see the humor in that one, but she did like young frankenstien and history of the world part one and blazing saddles, minus the chuckwagon scene.she sint perfect, but damned close.
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aww! how sweet! and, BTW, YOU GUYS AR HILARIOUS! i'll have to make sure that we are NEVER on the same flight!
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Then never fly into, or out of Salt Lake City airport, its 20 minutes from me, I have never had a flight anyplace that didnt originate or end in salt lake international. Stay out of there and youll be safe from me but Steve travels alot more then I do and is in several airports, check his schedule for safe flights in your future.
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Don't fly American Airlines and you should be safe (not necessarily an endorsement, but they own Miami and a lot of Boston).By the way, the airplane lavatories are same-sex, but they seem to have good exhaust circulation.
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see I tend to stick with delta as SLC is a major hub I normally get the better deal with them, and I really hate south west, thats the other airline here that gives me the good deals. I prefer Jet Blue, but I simply dont have the cash for those bastards.
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The fees are so high at MIA that the discount airlines won't come here...you have to go to Fort Lauderdale or (West) Palm Beach for a cheap flight.