I need new ways to Jack off. I'm bored so any tips? btw im a guy.
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New ways
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Shove your cock down a Dyson. They never lose suction!
You could try not wanking for as long as you can, then when you do drop your draws again you'll have a good time.
Or you could browse the internet for days on end looking for something arousing/fetish.
E.g. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs XXX - it depends on what kind of shit your into.
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Shove your cock down a Dyson. They never lose suction!
Don't shove your dick down a Dyson. Vacuum cleaners are dangerous to penises and can cause erectile difficulty later in life, not to mention that they could cause injury right then and there. And if it's an industrial sized vacuum cleaner, you may never see your penis again.
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Have a look at www.jackinworld.com and www.advancedmasturbation.com.
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Lmao, I think he was just playin' Bob.
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In reply to: In reply to: Shove your cock down a Dyson. They never lose suction!Don't shove your dick down a Dyson. Vacuum cleaners are dangerous to penises and can cause erectile difficulty later in life, not to mention that they could cause injury right then and there. And if it's an industrial sized vacuum cleaner, you may never see your penis again. Yeah I was playing. Shoving your dick down a dyson is a stupid idea. The tube is way too small!Mr. Nuts
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ahh...i knew thier was a thread about it....i want to know....im a guy and i was thinking...... how exactly do you hump a pillow.....ive treid and tried but i cant get off while doing it
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yeah, and some italian guy shoved his dick into a VCR slot because he was so into the porno he was watching. took his meat [I]right[/I] off.
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"Some Italian guy"? That sounds like an urban legend to me. I don't believe it.