Why can't white men dance?

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Well at least why can't straight white men dance? Stereotype I know but Christ just go watch 'em. This last weekend just made me question it more than ever.The tribal dances were this last weekend and since my uncle died, out of respect, I didn't dance, I set out. In sitting there for four days it became undeniably apparent the lighter the skin the less the ability to dance. God bless 'em for being there, and it's great that they want to be involved it their culture...but why -o- why can't they dance? Straight dancing, which is pretty much all that is done at these dances, is easy nothing complicated. Having said that, it is easy to lose step when your dancing on uneven ground, and every dancer there will do it multiply times in a day, but the white boys just seem to have no grace in recovery. Worse yet they dance like they have a corn cob up there butt...LoL It's not just NDN dances either. My wife and I have been taking salsa lessons and I fully admit, I am by no means the king of salsa, but these guys with their thumbs and pinkys and little kicks or worst of all standing with their legs so for apart they look like they're riding an invisible horse or dropping a load in their pants. What the hell is the deal with that? They just seem to have no grace in their movements, why is that? Why can't whitey dance?

I have to admit, the whiter the men and unco-ordinated they get LOL but thats of course VERY stereotypical and i wouldn't think that at all...........runs away

I admit it, I dance like a white guy. Thats the excuse I use for never dancing and its true. I do the elbows bent, arms by side, tongue-out or lip-biting mouth movements. And thats me being the quiet dancer, when I go all out I've got limbs flying in all directions with an ambulence on stand-by just in case. I cannot dance for shit, but in my defence, I never danced at all before I was 16. I think I might get lessons tho, I'm sure it will do wonders to be able to get out on a dance floor without having my gf cringe.

i cant dance so i dont lol but o well

As long as you know it, admit it, and keep the paramedics on standby, then Gooooooo Bobo. Just don't do the taking an invisible dump thing...LoL

OK, no invisible dumps. Got it! How about real dumps?

If nature calls, who am I to say you must deny it. But please, down wind at least.

Ah yes, of course. But what if I should have the need to release my nature indoors?

The world is your toilet my dear Bob, regardless the contrivances of man. Tis natural is it not. Of course tis also natural for me to point and laugh and forever call you such things as shitty britches and ban you from my home.

LOL!!I get a kick out of that when I see the straight boys that come into the gay clubs and get on the dance floor. I mean more power to them that they are out there but it definitely gives e something amusing to watch hehe

To me its like Why cant black men sing? So it goes both ways I guess.

Thats not true! Im the whitest of the white, I gow in the dark if I take my clothes off an expose my flesh to the night. I am also very cordinated, I boxed for a bit, I climb rock and ice, Iv jumped over so many rattle snakes that should of had my ass its not even funny, Im cordinated and fast.but I cant dance. Unlike teh rest of hte white bastards, I know I cant dance, so I do not force anyone to watch my attempts. I pull a slow dance with my woman here and there because if you have a woman or want to have one, you have to do that shit once in a while to make them happy.I just feel FUCKING STUPID jerking around like an idiot and the worst part of it is watchign peoples faces when they dance, I so DONT want to look like that.

o well ya i am coordinated and i do slow dance to but i dont want people calling the paramedics thinking im having a ceizure

Lol i was going to say that oh well...It also goes why cant women play the guitar, 3 chord junk dont count!

I love to dance... but I can only do it when I'm not really thinking about it. If I start thinking hard about it, I turn into what I like to call "OC" - overly caucasian - and that's when I need to be booted off the dance floor 'cause someone will get hurt if they're dancin' by me! Of course if I'm feeling silly and I want a few laughs I'll just bust out with the classic dance moves... you know, the cabbage patch, the sprinkler, da booty pop, and all those other ludicrous moves that only white folk can screw up... erm, I mean, make look good

Awww I'd dance with you no matter how you looked... you're my boo after all

I love to dance but suck, but I'm far from graceful. I'm the type of person whose managed to trip over a dust bunny.

LOL a dust bunny come on girl

Well not necessarily a dust bunny. More like nothing at all. I've actually fallen over just standing and talking. Nothing bumped into me or anything. I just fell right over. It was funny.

well,the guys in my family have an odd talent.we can fall **up** the stairs!i'm not even joking.us guys have tripped on the stairs,and slid up!i don't expect many of you to believe me,but its true.