Flirt.

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How do you flirt with a girl?

Evreyone's style is different... I for instance, am a charmer and a smiler, while my best friend's style is sexy and hard-to-get. You have your own unique style... If you want, you can take tests on Tickle ...There's no wrong way or right way to flirt, since it's an expression of your own passion.

Mr. N Nuts guide to flirting (volume 1)Chapter 1Conversation You need to break the ice by finding an excuse to talk to her. e.g. "Do you come here regularly, I haven’t seen you." You just make up some sort of bullshit like that up. That’s the icebreaker. Then you move onto some sort of conversation by finding a common interest. e.g. "Don't you just hate this film/class/teacher/anything. Again bullshit is common, just make sure what you are saying tallies with her views.Secret tip NEVER EVER ask a dead end question. Always ask open ended ones which you can carry on the conversation otherwise you have killed the conversation. If you have followed my instructions you should be able to carry on the conversation pretty easily. Think of a branch and all the other branches coming from it. Your conversation should look like that.Always talk her and yourself up. Not in an arrogant and cocky way but in a subtle and tactful way. e.g.Don't say "I was at the doctors yesterday and he says my immune system is the best he has ever seen. He has never had someone recover from genital warts so quickly"Note - That one is good if a friend is talking to a girl and within the last 24 hours you have thought "that guy really needs a good kicking!"But I would recommend that you said something along the lines of "I have been so busy this week playing tennis (or whatever). It was time well spend though because I ended up winning the tournament". (I realize that one sounds pretty tacky but it’s all I can think of at the moment, but I am sure you get the gist.Give her plenty of complement e.g. nice hair. IF she gives you complements it usually means that you’re doing quite well.Chapter 2The Story You can always spin a story that is completely untrue and basically just to see if it will work. However it may work in your favor.It depends a lot on the intelligence of the girl. But you could try saying something like you are a:Underwater wood welderSnow archeologistTraining for/am a Bra Designer. (this has the added benefit of giving you permission to look, squeeze and twike)You can have good fun with these sorts of things.Chapter 3Your body You should always look at her in the eyes, it shows you are listening (even if you are not) and it gives you an opportunity to examine her eyes. If they are big (dilated) then it means she fancies you. It is good to brush up on basic body language just as a reference. It is not a sure thing if any of these signs appear however they are quite good indicators.okay link - http://www.becomeaplayer.com/bodylanguage.htmIf she touches you there is a good chance she does like you. e.g. if she touches or strokes your arm. If she does I would recommend touch her back e.g. put your arm around her/stroke her arm too.Just don't go for the fun-bags too early, because all your hard work will go to waste with a very painful slap.Chapter 4The "No hope" card No matter what you do, if you follow my advice and do everything perfectly there is always a chance that she doesn't actually fancy you/want a BF/has a BF(very common with me at the moment, two bloody girls I have gone for have bf's. Luckily one of them is dumping the other for me. Woo hooo)Then you have no hope. No chance. No opportunity. So basically give up. And save youself from looking like a complete prick!I hope you have found my guide to flirting useful (I bloody well hope so, it took me about 20 minutes to write it).And good huntingDr Nuts

Well I am a girl (duh)...but anyway, I tend to just be more humorous. Laughing really breaks the ice, for me anyway.

lol thats scarily like what waht this girl did to me today?acutlaly she seemed to follow that guide compltey

Thats one big guide... I took it all in and next time im in class ill sit next to this girl i fancy and use ur advice..ty numbnuts and everyone who has helped

In reply to: Underwater wood welder hahahaha nicei agree in some / most ways with numbnuts except In reply to: Give her plenty of complement e.g. nice hair. i'd never do that. it gives the girl confidence that you've got the hots for her and she can manipulate you if she wants. a mate of mine preaches that all girls want is the satisfaction of knowing they turn guys on. the harder you make their goal, the more they want you. well that's his idea, and i somewhat agree with itsorry but complimenting a girl to get in her good books is just so against the grain to me (and i only mean when you're trying to pick up. i compliment my gf all the time, cause we're not "dancing the dance" of picking up)

iso dont get that lol

nice

I know im being pedantic but you can weld underwater :PLearning to understand women can be great fun and being able to get under their skin (Or even better their underwear) is great."Cocky And Funny" is a popular way of being attractive to women its kind of self explanitory but the gyst is to be arrogant in a funny way, being confident, being clever, being self assured, being a character.Women also like to feel special, its a balance, its about hinting your intentions but never acctually saying it, it keeps the ladies guessing exactly what is going on in your head as women like to think they 'get' guys but if you come across as a challenge and entertaining women are pretty perceptive.Just hve fun!

In reply to: I know im being pedantic but you can weld underwater :P Yes you are quite right you can. However I have never managed to weld wood above or below water so I think that technicality could be a little on the redundant side.I forgot to mention in my guide. Humour is the key. Make everything funny, and if you can make everything ermmmmm.......dodgy.E.g. If you are caught in the rain when you get out ask, "are you all wet" and give a wink or something.Mr. NutsRemember, it’s all in the sport!

True but i couldnt be arsed to read it properly

LOL, Man it all failed. I tried the flirt guide and it failed. I came across this chick said hey, and she blankly looked into my eyes and stared at me evily, i stared back and it was a akward 2 mins

In reply to: I came across this chick said hey, and she blankly looked into my eyes and stared at me evily, i stared back and it was a akward 2 mins Smooth dude smooth. So you just randomly walked up to a girl and said "hey" then just stood there.Nice.Remember, you need to break the ice. Find a common interest or anything. Otherwise you end up doing what you did with nothing to talk about.You can do it on anything, trees, cars, hair, make-up, computers, sports, friends, family (like "do you like Drew Peacock"), music, films, shopping, Bush, Blair, Iraq ANYTHING. HOW HARD IS IT.But in the rare chance you may have to give up and play this card. In reply to: Chapter 4The "No hope" cardNo matter what you do, if you follow my advice and do everything perfectly there is always a chance that she doesn't actually fancy you/want a BF/has a BF(very common with me at the moment, two bloody girls I have gone for have bf's. Luckily one of them is dumping the other for me. Woo hooo)Then you have no hope. No chance. No opportunity. So basically give up. And save youself from looking like a complete prick! They could just not fancy you. But it is rare to find someone who just doesn't want to talk to you at all. Good luck mate at any rate, it takes practice. Once you have got it you wonder how you ever couldn't do it. Just talk as you would to friends. Then you can move on from there.Just do what comes naturally to you. One of the most critical things is to be confident. You have to be relaxed when you’re on the pull. Easy way to do this, when you walk into a room look at all the girls and tell yourself you could have anyone of them. You have to be confident. can't stress that enough. Mr. Nuts