i always seem to have to fart like 24/7, especially when i cant, its really annoying and im scared im gonna slip one day in front of people and let one go...is there anything i can do to help stop this???
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Annoying...
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This question comes up periodically. There's some info in this post...In reply to:You can...try swallowing a Beano tablet or two just before eating gas-inducing food, and avoid carbonated beverages, chewing gum, and drinking straws.Cruciferous vegetables (cabbage, broccoli, etc.) cause gas, but they're also very healthy. That's where Beano may be helpful. Fried foods may also cause gas.
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Farting is cool. Everyone is doing it nowadays!Just fart.
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What do you care?I fart with reckless abandon. Loud ones are funny, silent but violent ones are even funnier. I like to wait for silent moments in movies to force out a loud one in the dark. Iv been known to bust one out during interviews for work when it turned out I really wasnt interested in teh job after we got down to details or shitty rates of pay. The only time Iv been known to hold back is if I was getting a blow job at the time. even then Iv let 4 of em go. It was a perfect way to dump those girls that jsut didnt get the hint from me telling them shit like "get the fuck out and stay away from me". bust one air bisquite out nearly in thier mouth and fthey suddenly think its thier idea to end it.Sometimes I like to force a big'un out when the lines to long at the store or for a ride at amusment parks when I been eating crap all day and it really adds to the flavor and aroma of my dirty air leak.fMy name is Chance, and Im a farter.
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ew
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congrats,you succeced in making root beer shoot out of my nose!
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My name is Chance, and Im a farter.The first step is admitting you have a problem.I can picture the black plume trailing you on the teacup ride.
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you like robert townsend ?he had a special on HBO years ago, they had a whole segment on farters anonymous.it ended with a woman tellng you Im nacy, and I like to poot.Im Robert, and Im a farter.there was other great shit in that one too, the threat of VD,the honeymooners, funny special, wish I could find it to buy.
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Maybe it's somewhere on Youtube or the Google video thing. Hey, who cut the cheese?
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well it was like a one hour special.Im jsut home right now for lunch, got alot of work to do today into the night to get this shit done. I may well swing by blockbuster tonight after work and see if I can find it there.I jsut dont think youtube has any of the clips that run so long.I would love to find the farter one, butI really need the entire show in my collection I think.