I just took controls of a Bell 500E! OH MY!!!! I felt a little depressed for the past couple years, but after tonight, NO MORE!!! TAKE A HELICOPTER LESSON!!!! DAMN! Let me tell you... Nothign makes you feel more alive than taking controls of a helicopter. For $240, you get controls of a helicopter for a full hour. IF you can stand that much control, you are ahead of the game. I am sure their are instructors in your area. I found mine through a friend, but he was in the yellow pages, regardless. SPEND THE MONEY!Trust me, this will be the best thing you have ever doen for yourself. I have been flying R/c helicopters for 4 months prior, but it doesn't matter. Once you get airborne, the feeling is liek no other, and it IS better than sex. It is like a roller coaster, and a REAL LIFE thrill ride. You can't compare. Seriously. Do it. If you spend $300 on drugs, or whores, or entertainment, JUST TAEK ONE LESSON. It is UNREAL!!!I am so happy. If you do it, you will be too. It's like driving a car, BUT 1000 feet above the ground. People look like ants, and YOU are in control.Try it. You won't be sorry, in fact, you'll masterbate to the thought(well maybe not, but it wil scar you for life in the BEST way)Just braggin... yet ENCOURAGING YOU to do it... DO IT!!!YAY!!! (who would have thought they would let anyone off the street fly a helicopter?)YAY!!!
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If you're depressed: DO THIS!!!!! BEST HIGH EVER!
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I bought my ex a couple of helicopter lessons - he loved them.......
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You are a saint!He better not have been the one to break it off! If so, he is a PIG DOG. I'm sure sex with you wouldn't compare to a helicopter flight, but damn! He was not worthy. Have you flown yet? Do it!!!! You will feel superior to all creation. Well, maybe not that good, but you'll get a (female) stiffy and feel SO alive!!
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Saint Angel - like the sound of that, and no i threw him out the door so no worries there.........it looked amazing, but i never did get to do it myself
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Angel! Do IT!!!! You saint!Get up there! You'll love it. It's way better than a broom stick! Trust me... If for anything, the vibrations from the rotating parts will get you excited. I doubt you will even get that far into the flight to realise, because the shear thrill of beign up off the ground, and controlling the movements will be 100 times better than the vibrations in the seat (if you knw what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge)Good on you for throwing him out. He didn't deserve someone who would give him the gift of flight and still treat you poorly. IF any woman were to give me helicopter lessons, they would receive all the oral sex they could ever want,and I would even do all the house work on top of the obvious sexual favors! HAHA just kidding. I'd give all the oral sex they wanted without hte helicopter flying. It's the housework that would be the true miracle!
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Watson: R-- rubbing the clitoris, sir?Humphrey: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy. Shit I loved The Meaning Of Life movie.As for a copter, I would anyday spend $240 on taking controls, but out here it's not that cheap, maybe ten times more.
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and it IS better than sexhmm, maybe. but its hard 2 trust this comparisum, maybe all the women urve been with were just crap lays? lol
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touche'well... it's not a fair comparison. This feeling is one you can't compare to a feeling with your pants off.Oh, trust me, if I could take everyone on a flight in a helicopter, I would. I buzzed my house on Saturday. Wow! I need to clean the rain gutters. Aside from that, if given the choice between sex and flying for an hour, I don't know what I'd do. Perhaps combining the activities??? hmmm...It's special for me, because I have always wanted to be able to fly. I've daydreamed of beign able to jump from a building and soar. I'm weird for it, i'm sure, but at the same time, I enjoy it so much.Gravity holds you in your seat, but at the same time, gravity is "apparently" defied by the machine. How can you compare? I was stupid to try. Anyone wanting to trade a "proper lay" for a ride in my rented helicopter, is morethan welcomed. once we are through, we can compare notes, and decide which is truely more thrilling!lol Oh, and Monty Python is great words of wisdom for sure!