Im all alone, theres no1 here beside me.....

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well that is an option, but might get a bit chilly in winter. (or in summer for that matter, I am in the UK!)

I'm in Ireland and I usually wear just a hat.

ooo, do you have one of those big green guiness ones? They're fab and started appearing from no where around my uni! it was strange...like they were invading aliens or summat. hmm...well, at least that would keep you a little warm cos they were so big.

Well, I do need a very big hat.

So i've heard...lol. so the guiness one would be perfect for you. they're very roomy.

I live in one of those hats.

You're a weird but awsome man/

very wierd. I never actually got my hands on one to keep, but there were lots being passed around in our student union night club...hmm, judging by some of the guys i've met there maybe it would be a good thing not to have one. ew.

Stop sucking up, you're making all the other candidates look bad.

Never judge a man by his hat. That would be like a man judging a woman by the size of her tampons.

Damn, you caught on to me. walks away

I'm not judging the hat, I'm judging the guys at my uni from the way they act, not their hats! Don't want to offend the hats and their men...

I was just making sure.

so...would a man actually judge a girl on the size of her tampon? that would be wierd. what would the different sizes mean?

Luckily, guys aren't that low. Also, tampons freak a lot of men out. They are a symbol of fear.

heeheehee, I'll remember that next time a guy annoys me. I'll just whip out a tampon (a clean one, no dirty minded people here please!) and put the fear of the womenly things into them! right, after reading that through again there are so many different ways I oculd have written that, but I think i'll stick with that! lol.

A clean one is better, it means that the bad time is coming. A used one says that its already here, but also it will be over soon.

surely it would be better to know that this is the bad time and that it will get better soon rather than thinking, 'oh dear, she's going to get scarier soon.'

Ah, but the fear of you being a complete bitch any second is worse than knowing you're a bitch now but you can have sex soon.

**A tad off topic don't ya think Bob, pinkroses????? **