Bob's Demands

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I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I have planted a bomb in the A2A forums and I will blow us all up unless my demands are met.1 - I demand that my title be changed to "Giant Scrotum"2 - I demand that I be made a Moderator, if not Administrator!3 - I demand that all female members be naked.4 - I demand that all female members prove their nakedness with 20 minute DVD quality videos of them performing cavity searches on themselves and/or each other.5 - I demand that all male members keep their members to themselves.6 - I demand a hug.7 - I demand that Mr.U tells me his real name.8 - I demand that a new section of the forum be made just for Bob. Any posts made in this new section must be positive towards Bob and/or contain links to previously stated cavity search videos.9 - I demand that Abby becomes 18 years old in the next few minutes.That is all for now, but this list shall be updated.

I second your demans.I'll be your little sidekick. Like Batman and Robin.... but much much less gay!

No, leave the gay.

• Puts gay back on*But Bob! It would be weird since both of our names are Bob.

I've already thought about that. You may now call me Adam.

Adam? Hmmmm... It sounds pretty and gay, now thats rare. You can make my sex name be Bob! Hmmm Bob?

WE WANT THIS! AND THAT! WE DEMAND A SHARE IN THAT, AND MOST OF THAT, SOME OF THIS, AND FUCKING ALL OF THAT! LESS OF THAT, AND MORE OF THIS, AND FUCKING PLENTY OF THIS! AND ANOTHER THING, WE WANT IT NOW! I WANT IT YESTERDAY, I WANT FUCKING MORE TOMORROW, AND THE DEMANDS WILL ALL BE CHANGED THEN SO FUCKING STAY AWAKE![It's much funnier in his voice.]

In his voice or His voice?

i second demands # 3&4!!and i am already starting the Resisstance!!!!!

I am His noble servant.He got into some shite joking about a hostage who was beheaded the next day.

I already called to be Bob's sidekick. Find your own!Ill take 3 and 4 as well.

3 and 4 sound great!

I dated a woman who was divorced from a Scottish guy who left her, and from her I learned about Billy Connolly. She had tapes of his performances. She seemed to have had something against the Irish, though.

when did i say i wanted to be his sidekick?

I'm not sure that the females would feel the same about you guys.

I sensed it in your dark deep voice.

well get your sensors fixed.

How could she have something against the Irish?!?! Billy Connelly loves the Irish!!!Oh, did I mention that all the videos will be password protected so that only myself, my sidekick(s) and the female members can see them.

Thats right. No one can bother Master while he touches himself!

What? These videos are not for recreational use!