Reincarnation Station

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I'm hung like a horse, and only 20% of people will be more hung than me.

Yeee eeeeee eeeeeeh

Well im sure there are some exceptions to the rule LOL at least you aint got a horses arse laffin with stripes on it i might add

Aren't zebras more like an ass than a horse?

IDK... I'm screwed...Compare primates and humans:Sexual behavior:1. chimpanzee: extremely promiscuous2. human: in between3. gorilla and orangutan: very faithfulPenis size (from largest to smallest):1. human: longest and thickest penis (see page 33, Average Penis Size)2. chimpanzee: in between3. gorilla and orangutan: smallest (about an inch and a half when erected!)Testicle size (from largest to smallest):1. chimpanzee: largest2. human: in between3. gorilla and orangutan: smallest http://www.penissizedebate.com/page11_gorilla-chimpanzee.htm

Ah, so you have small genitals, erm..........but hey you're faithful........LOLThor - cheeky bugger LOL

I guess so. I can be thankful that I don't have a big ASS, Zebrabreath.. Whoops!!!..LOL

and there i was trying to look on the up side cough gorilla penis cough

hmm tiger yay im striped too!

Only 16% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

LOL...At least you're looking up at my gorilla penis.. and not down.

haha well i cant' see myself from behind smallboy, but i can see you

A Penguin yay!!! I can wear my sexy tux!Almost 41% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

Nyahhhh

sinks teeth in to the nape of the neck of all zebras present

oh jeez i hope i dont end up in asia!Tiger parts are used in traditional Asian medicines. Many people in Asia believe that tiger parts have medicinal properties. There is no scientific corroboration to these beliefs, which include:The tail of the tiger is sometimes ground and mixed with soap to create an ointment for use in treating skin cancer. The bones found in the tip of the tiger's tail are said to ward off evil spirits. Crushed tiger bones added to wine serves as a Taiwanese general tonic. Tiger's skin is said to cure a fever caused by ghosts. In order to use it effectively, the user must sit on the tiger's skin, but beware. If too much time is spent on the tiger's skin, legend says the user will become a tiger. Adding honey to the gallstones and applying the combination to the hands and feet is said to effectively treat abscesses. Burnt tiger hair can allegedly drive away centipedes. Mixing the brain of a tiger with oil and rubbing the mixture on your body is an alleged cure for both laziness and acne. Rolling the eyeballs into pills is an alleged remedy for convulsions. If whiskers are kept as a charm, legend says one will be protected against bullets and have increased courage. One will allegedly possess courage and shall be protected from sudden fright if you wear a tiger's claw as a piece of jewelry or carry one in your pocket. Strength, cunning, and courage can allegedly be obtained by consuming a tiger's heart. Floating ribs of a tiger are considered a good luck talisman. The tiger's penis is said to be an aphrodisiac. Small bones in a tiger's feet tied to a child's wrists are said to be a sure cure for convulsions

**Woah, yeah if you were planning a trip there - don't LOL everyone of course worships MY stripey big ass *laffin* **

there is this underlying homo-erotic nature to antient Chinese medicine... they eat the peckers of every damn animal that walks by just to cure something!

**haha this is more my kinda zebra **

care-zebra

Of course!! The Penis is GRRREAT!!!

wolf eats lovey-dovey zebra for lunch

**RAWR the alpha male *quivers* **