LMAO!! hmmmm, haven't actually tried it myself
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Reincarnation Station
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woof woof... grrrrrrr :wink:
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You're missin out on soo much!! Not to mention all the protein. innocent
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You dont eat penguins do you? We waddle.
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My fellow zebra and I would have you at our mercy.
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In reply to: A Zebra, a bloody zebra????? sigh but zebas are cool... i want to be a zebra. well a male in a zoo so no lion will eat me! lol wtf?? i'm a freaking parrot at least i'm colorful i don't want to be a stupid bird! i wanna be a lion or tiger or gater..... no fair!
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Hey! We parrot rock!!
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no parrots squawk lol *RAAAWWK* eddie wanna.....nevermind
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Yes Eddie whats a.... umm... cracker.. yeah that's it.
But parrots are VERY smart birds. We can talk.. and umm.. do tricks and stuff. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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lolyeah so? tigers are fast and strong! except you do have to worry about the bad vegas performers
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Parrots can fly and sit up high on tree tops where you can read us. And umm we can shit on you and nothing you can do about it!!
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oo i got the shit knocker for ya eddie! parrots have tiny penises!
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First, I ave to say SDP, if you get that 1 1/2 inch peter circed, youll have no peter at all!Have you not stated many times that you dont need a big dick, jsut know how to use it ?and what if you get a two inch weenie ?youll have a moster sized cock among gorillas ! there wot be a gorilla bitch that can take it all!Ok now then...it says Ill be back as a parrot, i did some more research though, and I found it to be wrong, Ill be back as a fucking super hot asian lesbian slut!Im thinking of killing myslf now just to get to the good stuff sooner !it also said:Almost 36% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.If you listen to my exwife, it means ill be moving up 66% higher then I am now ! so good news either way.
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In reply to: parrots have tiny penises! i don't ant to be a fuckign parot! i'm doing mine over ...lol
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Penguins waddle and they glide on ice! Beat that! My Biome is Tundra
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Penguins can be gay . If you're lucky you'll be a gay penguin!!And Dantek, we parrots might have small penises, but I can still shit on you anytime I want.. so I think that's still a fair trade hehe.
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ah yes but can you deal with the small penis in other parrots?and i can just wash it out with blood
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Hey I like all penises... I don't discriminate!!! :grin:
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lol unh huh atleast tigers can eat meat without being called a murderer by some damn hippie!
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I'm gonna be a parrot.
You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better."at least i'll still be able to talk, unlike a certain zebra i know :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: