If this board didn't exist

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In reply to: Why can't I get a grande half decaf on this forum? bullshit coffee order! but we've discussed this in the past, have we not?When you're ready for a "large black coffee" then we'll talk

Jeez, I didn't even say anything about "low fat".Today I got a free low fat iced cappuchino something or other. If you hang out enough, they start randomly giving you free stuff. What do you think they do with the sandwiches at 11 PM? My friend the medical illustrator (brains and spines) and photographer of beautiful models practically lives there.If this forum didn't exist, I'd drink more coffee.

My friend who is very experienced. Thanks to this site, I am the 'sex god' I am today.

strong black coffeestrong black womenheaven

Reminds me of the "I like my coffee the way I like my women..." line in Airplane, spoken by the boy. (Did Wayne's World steal that idea?)From Gene Stone's blog:In reply to:There's an old joke about the actress Sylvia Miles: When a waiter once asked if she wanted her coffee black, or with cream, she responds, "I like my coffee the way I like my men." The waiter says, "I'm sorry, we don't have any gay coffee here."

full of long stories todayMy friend owns a succesfull business. It's a family owned biz that he and his brother run. They are Pakistani.A few years back, they had a meeting with their new banker... an older WASP fellow that seemed just slightly uncomfortable sitting down with a couple of brown gentlemen. My friend offerd him a coffee, he said yes please. Buddy asked his office assistant to fetch a coffee... she was Jamacan. She asked the banker how he likes his coffee.He looked up at her and said "bl....... uh, just the way it comes please"She put her hand on his shoulder and said "It's ok honney, you can say black"

Good Google, I can't tell the difference between a boy and and a girl.In reply to:Hillary algar: How do you like your coffee?Wayne: I like my coffee like I like my women.Hillary algar: Really? How's that?Wayne: Milk and two sugars.Hillary algar: What does that mean?Wayne: I don't know.Hillary algar: You're sweet.-- a Wayne's World segment on Saturday Night LiveIn reply to:I like my coffee the way I like my women: black, bitter, and strong.-- Clyde, The Roe Conn ShowIn reply to:I like my coffee the way I like my women: Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes behind a donkey.-- ???In reply to:I once heard a proverb, possibly Turkish, that good coffee should be as black as death and as sweet as love.-- JB

I like my coffee the way I like my women: Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes behind a donkey.think I might have to adopt that expression

In reply to:Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified."Below their radar"...good phrase.

Mr. U...hmmm...your story about the banker would make a good addition to the "White Blah-Blah-Blah (can't remember it)" thread...I know how the banker feels (about not being able to use certain words for fear of the knee-jerk reaction I might get).

I'm sorry that you're life is more difficult than mine.I'm a WASP, comfortable in the company of non-WASPs

Been there, done that. We all make choices.

[in my best Peter Griffin voice...] I think Mr. U was relating a j-o-k-e. That would be, a j-o-k-e.No black guy ever seemed to mind when I used the phrase "black guy". BTW, Peter Griffin has a black friend.

...you miss the point Steve...again...

The old lady talking jive to the black guys was pretty funny. Brad Pitt speaking with a Jamaican accent in Meet Joe Black was by far the best part of the movie.

I know how the banker feels (about not being able to use certain words for fear of the knee-jerk reaction I might getAre you talking about "nigger"? And are we squared away on the velocity of light issue?If this forum didn't exist, I'd have no one to argue questions such as the speed light can travel, since anyone I know who would have an opinion on the subject would already know the right answer.

In reply to: I think Mr. U was relating a j-o-k-e. That would be, a j-o-k-e. It's actually a true story... that's why it's funny.And where was the speed of light debate (asks the physics geek)?If this forum didn't exsist, I would have a few less friends in my life.

And where was the speed of light debateIn the White Pride thread, of course. Can we still talk about black lights?If this forum didn't exist, we'd have to invent it.

ahh... I gave up on reading the White Pride thread... tooooo much BS, even for me!I love black light as much as I love white light. Infa-red sucks balls thoughRed and yellow and blue and green,Purple and orange and pink,I can sing a rainbow,Sing a rainbow,Sing a rainbow too!

It was claimed: "The speed of light cannot travel faster OR slower than the velocity represented by the letter "C" in physics."

That is wrong. If it were correct, then light wouldn't bend when passing, at an angle, from a substance with one index of refraction into a substance with a different index of refraction.