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"Sick and tired of that useless AskJeeves.com, or worse google? AskSteve.com is the solution for you! No longer will you receive a regurgitation of the words you put in. AskSteve guarantees to answer the question you ask!"How about a career change Steve?

Is the pay better than it is around here?

the URL is already spoken for

That's unfortunate the URL is taken. I'm sure we could find something.Let's put it this way Steve, the pay won't be worse (excluding bills).

well, at the very least I think we should bake Steve a cake. He's been a bit pissy lately and I don't know if it's the heat or just the fact that a few people seem to be constantly leveling the same regurgitated arguments at him no matter the topic.

Oh, I make this one kind of VERY RICH cherry-chocolate cake, it's amazing. Although, I think I should leave the cake baking to Angel, because hers are a million times better than anything I could bake (yes, I remember those cake pictures she posted in the Chit-Chat thread!)

Do you know that for a fact? Yeah, I'm out to get you. That's the ticket. Better call the CIA and the NSA.You and I need to start our own message board, so we can leave the nice folks here in peace. Then we could bicker all day and all night. We could have guest posters, like Unforgetto (remember him?), or Pony (he could write essays and stories about the size of his genitalia). And Last, of course (does everyone remember the thread called "the religious debate from male genetalia area"?) I'm sure that, if we type long enough, we'll eventually produce something masterful.Keep in mind that you can say three things and agree with someone one one thing, but it doesn't mean that you "agree" in the large sense.> And forbid you should tease a bit!You can't be a dick one minute and then a tease the next. If you tease me, I'll jump down your throat. That's what you've earned.That's just my opinion!Maybe I can find a Sponge Bob episode that will explain the situation in a way that you can understand it.HelmsmaN> I hear tell that Steve is oven-less - baking him a cake would be lovely I'm sure.And will be for weeks to come (even though the oven is ready to be delivered...go figure). If anyone has a spare cake....or chicken....

He's been a bit pissy latelyHe had a plumbing disaster Thursday, found out the upstairs (another apartment) is leaking on Friday, got a new plumber to look at things on Saturday (he said "Oh my goodness!" when he say what the Thursday plubmber did), found out on Sunday (today?) that someone installed hard flooring without proper underlayment in an apartment above me....have been Waiting for the Electrician or Someone Like Him for two weeks....have no oven...no kitchen sink...no oven...just a toaster oven. I'm broiling Italian sausages in a toaster oven. I'm living in drywall dust and sewer gas. I have framing, but now walls in the kitchen. I have virtual walls, and copper pipes that go up and down and in and out and all around. It would have been easier to have moved to Canada.The drywall contractor thought the kitchen cabinets would be in in a couple of weeks, so he tore the place apart way to early. By the time this is done, I won't be able to afford to buy any food to cook in the shiny new kitchen with zeera green quartzite tiling. But that will be a good thing, if the toilets aren't hooked up.I have no oven, and I'm coming to Canada. Do you guys have ovens? I'll marry the next person who bakes me a cake.

> I'll marry the next person who bakes me a cake.

And I'm sultry. Or is that desultory?

well, I've been put off the whole marrage thing in general as you know... But I'll cook for ya because I'm just like that (in my opinion)

well if he's desultory in the sack, the poontang won't come back

I've been spendning time on the iVillage GardenWeb kithcen, bath, and plumbing forums, where everyone is kind and supportive, and there's hardly ever a flame, where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the skies are not cloudy all day. I'm getting a lot of support for my refrigerator questions...which reminds me...I have to send an e-mail to the cabinet guy.> well if he's desultory in the sack, the poontang won't come back And if the glove doesn't fit...

I guess I was channeling Cochran

ahhhh good ole poontang!that shit fixes everything. Id rather have a piece of poon then an oven, all though... a bun in the oven....

You have to be carful where you put your baby batter.

and man butter

If anyone has a spare cake....or chicken.... not only will i bake u a cake, i will bake u a cake in ur likeness AND i will make chicken...and then i will put the chicken i the cake..oh wait , i cant, ur 2 far away.......ur loss

If you can get a chicken to bake a cake in my likeness, I will fly all the way around the world to get it.