In reply to: (3:1 he dies.) I'll put $20 on. What are the odds he crashes and burns?
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Beginning to date.
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2:1
I know, I don't give great odds. But come on, its pretty much guaranteed.
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Can i join this pool?
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It depends, did you ask her out?
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No, I was going to on my break, but i had a detention! unlucky!I want some action!
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What the hell are you doing getting detentions!?!?! No son of mine shall be... oh god.
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Daddy?? Is it really you??
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No son, eh... its mommy.
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Jest! Why does my mommy have a penis then, get out of the disguse bob!
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Have you never seen South Park, Cartman? Eh, I mean Purple.
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I did. Why?
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Well then you'd know that moms can be dads too!
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......Stop talking. I know what you did last summer.... you went swimming.
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Lick my biscuit.
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What biscuit?
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Oh, you know what biscuit!
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I do not! Present them!
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Chocolate Digestives.
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Good, but they not as good a chocolate hobnobs.......not buttin in just spouting my not solicited opinion
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I was close to chocolate! I was leaning towards caramel.