I keep my sex organs very clean but I still can't quite lick 'em
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16 times a day?
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"Remember, a dog's tongue is not only his wash cloth but also his toilet paper."
Words to live by. "Remembuh, Grasshoppuh, ...."
Yes, a dog has a potty mouth.
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"Grasshoppuh, when you can snatch this scooby-snack from my hand, you may go"
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ROTFL!!
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Im sure there is another joke in there that has to do with dogs licking snatches...along the same thoughts, sorta, Im currently watching the story of lemniwinks on south park...Ok its not exact but it does involve escaping mr slaves asshole by small animals, and a dog would eat a gerbil if it had the chance...
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I love that episode... totally caught me off guard!
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They broadcast that in Utah?
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They do, at one time they didnt and i was forced to buy a satellite system to watch it. they gave up and allowed us to have comedy central finally on cable. It also plays on several other cable channels now as wel, atleast the old ones do, but since we go buy each new season as it comes out, its worthless to have the old ones replayed a thousand times on 5 different channels.utah is the place where editing hollywood movies so that they were acceptable was born, atleast the supreme court finally shut fucking clean flicks down on copyright infringment.Its not 100% backwords from the rest of the world here Steve, just real close, like ohhh 93% backword.
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Such is life in a near-theocracy. Not a pretty picture.
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idiot! and get a life
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thanks for all the support you guys (sarcastically). You've been a big help with my problem. i'm going to go fuck a dog now.
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In reply to: rather then wasting an entire day playing five knuckle shuffle to get that feeling i suggest you do it for 10 minutes each morning witha cheese grater. That sounds extremly painful lol
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It would be most unpleasant, but read what he stated in that original post, my means gets the same end, and frees up 23 hours and 40 minutes to live a life outside of jerking off.
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It would be most unpleasant, but read what he stated in that original post, my means gets the same end, and frees up 23 hours and 40 minutes to live a life outside of jerking off.
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In reply to: i'm going to go fuck a dog now. good luck with your new new job in the civil service