OK. I'm running about 450 depending on what shoes I'm wearing, big boned, masterbate a lot, eat a lot (obviously) and my wife is at her mothers with the kids. She says I need real help (not the kind on the internet) but doesn't want marriage counseling because she doesn't think it's anything on her side. It might not be but i don't know how to stop this life style. It's out of control and all I want is my baby back. I miis my kids the most and that may be why I want my wife back. I tried to call them from a chinese food pay phone but I couldn't press the number '5' with out pushing two other numbers with it. I tried desperatly to find some kind of object to poke and pry but found nothing. On the ground was a half eaten sucker and the stick looked right to poke the numbers needed to dial. I tried to bend down to pick it up but I couldn't being a fat ass that I am. I wanted to hear my kids voices so bad I got down on my knees, (scraping one badly in the process) and couldn't find the sucker anymore. I was looking for it not wanting to stand up without it after all the work to bend down. So I was scrounging around in the dirt and some teenagers smoking from a pipe across the street were pointing and laughing. Why do these punks always laugh at me? I finally found it, (I had kicked it a couple of feet away) and picked it up. It was half eaten before tossed away and the end was hairy and dirty. The teenagers saw what I picked up and laughed even harder. "Forget them." I said. I can now make that phone call. But this created another problem: To firmly grasp the sucker to poke with it, I had to palm the dirty sticky end all on my hand. It wasn't a pleasant expierience and my wife's mom answered and I hung up before she was done greeting with a hello. I went in and grabbed my chinese food but because I was feeling so low at being laughed at while down on my hands and knees, I got one of those big bags filled with like 100 fortune cookies and ate them before I arrived home. But on the bright side I didn't eat all the chinese food until that night.
Maybe this is my problem?