Am i Gay

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I know that this is a hard question to answer, so i'll give you as much information as possible:- I like to imitate people when They're doing something weird. For example I often find little kids stare at me because I have a compulsive behaviour with pulling at my eyebrow's, i'll stare at them back the way they stare at me and they'll laugh at how silly the face was. (if i had a mirror i could get these kids to laugh themselfs to death) I also occassionally immitate girls to get them to laugh because i enjoy when their happy, and i enjoy being in their company. - I always used to pick on this girl in 6th grade by sneaking up behind her and going oogabooga booga, then she would make a fake scream and i would chase her around the playground, i found that really funny. - i also had a crush on a girl in 8th grade, i would car pool with her to religon classes and i would be worried about if she was thinking anything negative about me, or if she likes me or not or whatever. - People ask me to dance for them, i just combine dance moves that i find silly, i find going to dance classes a bizzare choice, and i dont know the names for half of the dances i'm doing. - I feel good about myself in the sense that girls always enjoy my company, but i'm also a little upset cause i know that i could never be serious with them. - I'm Artistic in building, i enjoy working with Blocks, legos, Anything that can be put togeather, but i'm terrible at drawing. - I'm good at language arts but i dont enjoy it- I'm Ok ad math and science but i ejoy it alot - I like learning about political and economic sciences. - I thing that pushing and shoving like other boy's do is cowardly- I took tae-kwon-do for 4 years, and enjoyed the sparring alot. - I dont like touching other males- I dont like the idea of having to shower with other males If i had to strip myself for someone it would hope it was a girlI am happy i'm not a girl (i asume that has to do with preferances)I have had wet dreams involving both boys and girls, usually trying to have sex with girls and masturbating with other boys. (I wish i didn't cause it's such a guilt complexer) Shopping is really boring for meIf there are any other questions i can answer i'll try.

Um from what I can see you just seem like a sensitive straight guy.But I'm no expert.

I don't know whether you're gay or not, but your idea of what "gay" is is pretty stereotypical. Maybe the question can be settled if you tell us how you feel about Barbra Streisand, Judy Garland, and the Village People. And whether you have track lighting in your house.But seriously, if you are sexually attracted to men but not women, and if you feel an emotional connection ("falling in love") to men but not women, then you are clearly homosexual. Beyond that, almost no one is absolutely homo- or heterosexual. You fall somewhere on the spectrum. Some are right-down-the-middle bisexual.Labeling yourself serves no purpose. Why do people need to put other people, and themselves, into compartments?

Barbra Streisand : Good singing Voice, good acting talent, i watched my her in hello dolly with my sister when i was like... 6 or something, i had no clue what the story was about but she was a good singer and i liked her character. her political opinions i could argue with.

Judy Garland: I have no clue who that is sorry

Village People: ??? is that a show?

Village people are I believe the inventors of the classic "YMCA" am I correct?

If you are planning to be gay, you had better do a search on "Judy Garland", so you'll know what you're supposed to like, and "The Village People" (a musical group from the 70's), so you'll know how you're supposed to act. And don't forget, whatever muscles you work in your body, you must not exercise the wrist. Those muscles must remain limp.Forget it...just rent The Birdcage, and do just what the houseboy does. And your user name is good. Pirate are conceptually very gay.

YMCA is a really corny song, if i had to listen to it more then once i think i'd go insane.Also, this website keeps giving me popups on netflix... so, in response to their desparate plee for me to become a customer let me say, my dad is already a customer, fuck you netflix (i know they dont listen but it's good to get out the energy)

Yes, as well as "Key West (land of happiness)", "San Francisco (You've Got Me)", "Fire Island", "Macho Man", and of course, "In the Navy".I wonder why it's so much fun to stay at the YMCA...

OK, now it's sounding like you're not very gay at all.

I actually found the song, in the navy, rather funny. There's something about it that makes it different. Anyway the one thing that really makes me concerned that i am gay is that there was this weird anime cartoon on adult swim, which of course i didn't know was on because according to the TV-lineup there was another show on which i wanted to see because it was my favorite. But anyway it was an anime cartoon and this kid Aprox. - 10-15 was sittind down naked (Veiw from the back so it isn't really considered porn) and unfortunatly the image caught my interest for some reason.

I don't know if you're joking or not, because this exchange is quite ridiculous, but as I said above:- * - * -If you are sexually attracted to men but not women, and if you feel an emotional connection ("falling in love") to men but not women, then you are clearly homosexual. Beyond that, almost no one is absolutely homo- or heterosexual. You fall somewhere on the spectrum. Some are right-down-the-middle bisexual.Labeling yourself serves no purpose. Why do people need to put other people, and themselves, nto compartments?- * - * -Or were you planning to have a relationship with a cartoon rather than a person? Sexual orientation has nothing to do with cartoons, shopping, or any of that crap.

Still getting netflix pop upsBut that's just the problem, i dont have a 100 percent answer for myself because being a regular straight guy (By medial definitions and steriotypes) is so demeaning. (Really bad spelling, i apologize)

Yeah, the stereotypes are demeaning, so I don't know why you're so hung up on them. As far as I know, there is no medical definition for sexual orientation.You're turning a simple thing into something very complicated. There is nothing demeaning about sexual orientation, whatever it may be. Just be with whomever you feel a sexual and emotional attraction to. All the other stuff is a pointless waste of time.(To use this site, you need a pop-up blocker. Most Web browsers have one buit in. Things like Norton Internet Security also have one. If you don't have one, you need to get one. If you have one, you need to enable it. Disabling JavaScript in your browser will also stop pop-ups. See this sticky thread.)

I do have a popup blocker, but it seems to be drunk. It's saying "pop-up blocked, to see this pop-up or additional option click here..." But i still keep getting netflix.

If you turn off javascript in your browser that will stop it.

I don't have much to add to this thread, but you're questioning your sexuality yet you really haven't even looked at anything that would help you to figure it out. You said you were going to give us information, but you didn't give us anything that even has to do with your sexuality. I'm confused and lost.

well if you realy want to know weither your gay or not just look at a pic of a nude man and time how long if at all you get hard then let your self get soft and repeat with a pic of a hot nude chick if the time with the guy is lower your gay if the girl pic is lower your straight thats the best way i can think of