Parents think I'm gay

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Ok, so yesterday I'm my cousin is sleeping over and I fall asleep watching tv. My parents are away at some bowling thing or something. I wake up as they open the door... And guess what I find: I'm completely naked, and my cousin is right next to me with his mouth on my dick. (I know, I'm a pretty tight sleeper) Well before I have time to do anything, my parents see us. Well my cousin says it was all my idea. Well I don't think that my cousin has ever told a lie in his life, while me on the other hand... ...Well my parents know I can't be trusted...........So now my parents think I'm gay, what do I do!!!

lol... are you gay though?

no

its "my" idea remember? If its "my" idea, then I must have either done it before and liked it, or wanted to do it because I thought I would like it. But of course I DIDN'T LIKE IT- I AM STRAIGHT

loll... just tell them you were curious about recieving head.

why don't you try when your parents are asking you what kind of sick twisted mind you would have to have in order to want my cousin sucking my dick

ok, maybe i'm missing something here, but why were you letting your cousin suck your dick? and why were you completely naked with your cousin in the room?

jacobmatias is saying that it happened while he was asleep - his cousin took advantage of him while he was asleep to do things he didn't want to do. His problem is that his cousin has a reputation for being truthful and he doesn't, so his cousin can lie and be believed, and he can tell the truth and not be believed.I'd still stick to the truth, though.

oh ok. thanks for clearing that up. but how could he of not woken up?

He said, hes a tight sleeper! Lots of people cannot be woken up easly, like me :smile:

well yeah, but i think anyone would wake up if their clothes were being taken off, and if thier dick were being sucked.

God this situation really sucks. It's one thing that your parents think something that isn't true, but they think you're perverted enough to want to be with your own cousin---- that's something I'd want to make clear to them isnt true.
Another thing is this cousin of yours-- it's not right that he did that. Can you talk to him about it or something?

Good luck man.

meh, i recon my parents think im a lesbian....i dont really care what they think, i just find it funny.

it will pass

okay, either thats completely made up or you have the worst luck in the world...in any case, tell them the truth and pray to god they believe you.oh, and kick your cousin in the nuts.

I would just use the "I was NOT gay I was PISSED!!!" Excuse.
It works well.
Mr. Nuts

Oh I'll kick him so hard...

I think the smartest thing to do is fuck some trophy chick in front of them to prove you're not gay. Or..You could just know the fact you're not gay, who gives a shit what your parents think?

LOL congradulations thats one of the most funniest things I have ever heard