Top 100 Forum Quotes

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A friend of mine posted this on another forum I belong too. These quotes are just... wow! Makes you wonder how some people made it to adulthood. Here's the link:http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:http%3A//www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx%3Farchive%3D1Enjoy!

Im going to have to disagree with the first one. Noone is bron Christian, people choose it or have it thrust upon them later in life as they learn about it form friends or family. Im not a Muslim! Im a fucking atheist !I worship no deity's! your right, Im surprised these people made it to adult hood with out killing themselves and wonder how they can go through adulthood with out someone else killing them.EDIT:Almost forgot to bash the second one! as to that outside source of energy that scientist would certainly know about... I discovered it! I call it the sun! it gives heat and light! I do believe i deserve a Nobel prize for unraveling this mystery!reedit!:fuck it I cant get through it all, it only pisses me off, the woman who fires the therapist because homosexuals have a choice and its not OK to be gay, the twat who tells me how my family is because iM an atheist, and that sonly the first 4! I cant do it, if I continue to read it Ill be forced to start a killing spree, more than likely in a small town in the south end of the mid west of the USA.

Quote:I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive! LMAO.... Just wait until he starts bringing Johnny home.

Originally Posted By: sdp

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I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

LMAO.... Just wait until he starts bringing Johnny home.

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[Note: the boy eventually took his own life.]

Sadly that will never happen because of his mothers ignorance.

I don't understand.. not the same "thread".

Yes, that one has to be the funniest.Some of the quotes look like the original posters may have been fake parodies, but all too many seem all too plausible.

Parody or not I couldn't read 'em all. They're far to close to some of the shit I have to here around here.I was behind two guys, the other day, talking about how the moon landing had been proven to never have happened. The reason it had been faked, according to them, was the liberals and Russia simpathizers within the government were seeking to sway people away from god. One of these guys is a chemical engineer.Just when I think humanity can't let me down any more I have to stand behind two people in line like this.

Originally Posted By: sdpI don't understand.. not the same "thread". LOL oops, my bad.

Quote:[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.are FRIGGIN SERIOUS???this person should be shot!

And I thought A2A was nuts...

its not A2A its aTa you ravenous mindless black robed athiest!

Aw crap, does that mean I'm going to hell again!?

no im afraid thaty because of the sheer number of heathens its over capacity, we'll just hand you a big box and you can just pretend your in hell hows that?

wow..... no comments.

the way people joke about hell is ironically funny. it shouldn't be funny. but it is.

As long it's big enough to make a fort out of it, then I'm sold. But you can't join the fort without the secret password.

is it bananas or gorilla?

You're just going have to guess if you want entry to my Fort of Awesomeness.

alright you know the drill, get in the box with the other mindless athiest! and the secret password is supercalifragilisticexpialadocious BAM

....Who told you the secret password!?

the leprechaun told the little birdie who told the wiccan who told me but i forgot so i had to hear it from the horny toad with an umbrella that lives on my shoulder, oh screw it its my damn box i made the password!